Hungarian Firehose

When a girl is giving a guy a blow job and then the guy blows his load so that it comes out her nose.

"Dude, I was gettin' head from some hoe and I blew my load and it came out her nose! Totally gave here the Hungarian Firehose!"

by Bob Johnsy August 4, 2007

Hungarian Cuntgrass

1. A slur referring to the pubic region of a very hairy Hungarian woman. The slur is used to demean an opponent.

2. Hungarian marijuana

1. My ex is a bag of Hungarian Cuntgrass.

2. Fuck dude, that Hungarian Cuntgrass had me trippin balls last night.

by dylan w March 20, 2008

Hungarian Polka

When you are having intercourse doggie style at a tempo of over 200 bpms, and your penis loses control and penetrates the anus and vagina furiously. One experienced in act of the Hungarian Polka can alternate between the two orifices one thrust at a time, without looking.

"While having sex with my wife last night, I was jamming some death metal on my ipod and start doing the Hungarian Polka. However, I accidentally got poo in my wife's vagina and she got vaginitis."

by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008

Hungarian Sexchange

N. The act of tucking in the male penis and testicles between both legs, crouching over and shitting on them both.

Can you see that homeless guy over there giving himself a hungarian sexchange while watching the golden girls?

by Trevor Kelly September 27, 2006

Hungarian Choke

When you cut off someones neck sac, grill it, nut on it, and feed to your gf before throwing her off of a building.

Man, I sure do want to Hungarian Choke my science teacher, she's hot but such a jerk.

by Overwatch-me-papi November 15, 2016

hungarian rubdown

The act of mixing paprika and extra virgin olive oil together, (Hungry paste) then applying onto the anus and the shaft of the penis

Dude, she wanted to give me a Hungarian rubdown, but I told her to break out the sounding rods and use those on my urethra, so I had her take Hungry paste and use it on the sounding rods instead. For my urethra.

by BigWaveHuckleberry July 26, 2023

Hungarian Hamster

A term for a man's penis if he's a grower, not a shower.

Oh my God Mary, John's got a Hungarian Hamster down there!

by njhoya May 2, 2019