Hornerize

To fuck up.To make a complete cock up of anything. Cause to be unstructured or disordered or operating according to no principal or idea.

Peter took over and fucked everything up , in fact it was completely hornerized

by Bandit909 January 20, 2010

Horneth

Medieval term when a gentleman or knight found a particular lady exceptionally attractive.

As Rab looked at the gorgeous flowing dark curly hair of his Sweetheart Tracy, he did exclaim, "that curlieth hair is most certainly giving me the horneth"

by Rabski13 June 15, 2018

Filthy Horner

Rubbing your hand on your butt sweat then slapping someone.

If you don't calm down I'm going to come over there and give you a Filthy Horner!

by Shelby Badger September 30, 2012

Hornt

A type of meme or photo that's like porn, but usually posted in an unwanted or awkward place for attention.

Stop posting hornt in the Xbox group. Go post that crap on your own timeline.

by LordViper May 20, 2019

Horneymaker

individual of the OPPOSITE sex which is too irresistable to look away from.

Male says - Look at that horneymaker my balls are tightening already.
Female says - My Pussy is getting wet from that Horneymaker.

by Creator of the Master Race March 21, 2007

B-Horne

Also known as the (Ignorant Fish), this is a unique being that apears to be a cross between a human and a large bottom feeding fish. Consuming mostly trash from the bottom of Damy Avis's pond, he gets sexually stimulated and uses his unique ability to flop/walk into her house during late nights. Attracting her with his disturbingly large glowing forehead they preform rough yet slimey coitus. After a long 8 hours of physical flopping in bed, he screams with a shrill moment of horny pleasure.

B-Horne

by Laveecalow April 12, 2014

Van Horned

When one says something depressing that brings the whole crowd down. Usually, a crowd is laughing and having fun, then the individual makes a sad or self depreciating comment that leaves everyone speechless or nervously laughing, while keeping a straight face.

"Man, that was a hilarious joke!"
"Almost as hilarious as my pending divorce."
*frozen smiles and awkward chuckles
"Dude, you just Van Horned us so hard."

by TheMightyThor47 July 21, 2017