HoIncompetent

A school that doesn't know how to school

I study at HoIncompetent.

by Honingkoek December 9, 2022

snow hoing

(v) the action of hiring a sexual prostitute known for operating under subzero weather conditions, most often in Poland.
<past> Snow hoed

"Hey, where were you last night?"
"Oh, I was out snow hoing."

by Fleeg-blad January 11, 2014

hoing around

The act of being a ho. Doing ho-like things. To screw or fuck around.

Those girls are always hoing around.

by yz2ggt9q September 17, 2007

stein hoist

(stîn'·hoist), n. Social gathering in which one raises; elevates; esp., lifts with one's arm an earthenware mug filled with fermented liquor; esp., beer.

Dude, you were fucking hammered at that stein hoist last night!

by mentat1678 July 30, 2005

HOIT

The audible reaction one makes when stepping into the shower only to discover that the H2O flowing from the spout is at an unusually high temperature.

*Steps into hot shower, immediately singing skin* “HOIT!”

by hoylarone January 18, 2019

Hoiler

Pertaining to someone yelling randomly at inappropriate times. Someone who screams at a mall for attention. Can also be pertaining to having a beer gut.

You're such a stupid hoiler, I'm gonna put you in a choke hold.

Drinking a lot lately, quite the hoiler you got there.

by TechGamerPro December 5, 2018

Dost thou even hoist?

a synonym for the phrase "do you even lift?", but written in english more suited for Shakespeare

Teacher: Rob, did you even study for your English test last night?
Rob: Dost thou even hoist?

by ChicoSweatChunkyBUnsEH6 December 20, 2012