helen clark

The current Prime Minister of New Zealand she claims to be a female but we all know she has balls

"My name is Helen Clark, I have balls"

by Matt-- May 22, 2005

Helen Keller

Jerking off with a sleeping mask on and earplugs in, usually with underwear down by ankles.

“Dude, I just walked in on Brad jerking off. He had a sleeping mask on and earplugs in, Helen Keller style”

by dubes1027 March 27, 2019

Helen Keller

I don't see you I don't hear you you're dead to me! I Helen Kellered your ass!

Did you talk to your ex lately? Hell no! I did a Helen Keller on his ass!

by Alotta Nerve March 13, 2014

aunty Helen

Helen Clark, Prime Minister of NZ.

So called as she is the matriarch of the New Zealand 'Nanny State', but without the children.

Sometimes referred by her detractors as Uncle Helen due to the her masculine appearance.

"Did you hear what Aunty Helen was on about yesterday?"

by miguelsancheese September 14, 2008

kayla helen

a dirty skank who is random n pretty much brain dead. she wins u over by her smile

u r such a kayla helen. quit toyin with my balls n put out

by crazyjjsgirl October 13, 2011

Necessary Helen

a girl who collects photos of people who are vomiting for her own sexual gratification after getting them drunk

That girls a necessary helen

by broken lady November 20, 2010

Helen Leichner

To wash one's underwear in the sink so not to do a whole load of laundry

I didn't have enough quarters so I just Helen Leichnered them shits.

by urbanthesaurus July 30, 2014