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Pussy headache 

The throbbing of your pussy after having hours of hard aggressive rough sex
Girl I just fucked for hours and now I have a pussy headache

Ice Pick Headache 

Painful symptom akin to having one's skull impaled by a sharp rod normally used to break ice.
Doctors prescribe aspirin, a sledge hammer, or in severe cases a bullet to relieve ice pick headaches.

bottom headache 

An ache on your bottom usually after for sitting for a prolonged period of time.
Brian had a bottom headache after a 12 hour drive to Temagami, Canada
bottom headache by blackbelt June 7, 2009

Cyber headache 

That dull throbbing in your head caused by staring at a screen for hours on end.
Hey Zack, you look worn out. Out clubbing last night?

No man, just a major cyber headache. I've been online all day.
Cyber headache by LoLiTa(: October 16, 2011

Sunday-night headache 

An occurrence for which there is absolutely no time but whose (continuous) nature warrants its complete attention until it is resolved (based on an actual event that took place on a Sunday evening in 1998). Does not normally apply to matters that require human mediation.
I got a Sunday-night headache over that stupid alarm.

Boner Headache 

A metaphor for a throbbing headache, which gets its name by comparing a headache to a throbbing boner.
Whoa dude, I woke up with a boner headache this morning. My head is killing me.
Boner Headache by xJohnn September 23, 2011