Short guy who gets touched and intimately stroked by a group of 4 super cool people who are way better than him!!
by Sigma guy of the lands between March 5, 2025
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Jan Harms is 6'0 and is 14 (fuckinf giant)
He has a dog named Willow, women mostly like him because of his dog.
Jan Harms hates China, Germany best country.
Jan Harms hates pugs.
Jan Harms is 6'0 and is 14 (fuckinf giant)
He has a dog named Willow, women mostly like him because of his dog.
Jan Harms hates China, Germany best country.
Jan Harms hates pugs.
by choccy milk 69 November 24, 2021
Get the Jan Harms mug.A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."
Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.
Enjoy your AIDS.
Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.
Enjoy your AIDS.
"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?
The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
by bitchuck September 5, 2024
Get the one up the bum, no harm done mug.A harm is typically a very meek, cowardly, non-physical person. A harm would rather run from an insult than defend his or her honor. A perfect use of 'harm' would be to say to someone, "You're a harm"
Did you see Joshua run and hide when somebody called out his mother for somethin'? What a harm, that Joshua.
by Iain'tnopunk August 14, 2022
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Person 2: Bro, you need to stop doing that. That's digital self harm.
Person 2: Bro, you need to stop doing that. That's digital self harm.
by Sninck November 16, 2023
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A boy that was in love and got broken so bad that he started working out. A man who works out daily so that he doesn't ever go back to the weak way he was.
A boy that was in love and got broken so bad that he started working out. A man who works out daily so that he doesn't ever go back to the weak way he was.
by USAGymrat November 23, 2021
Get the Jan-Harm mug.The criminal code and international charge i am pressing against ontario and canada after 1523 bb gun bbb birdshot suicide attempts 2 cut flexor tendons and 3 broken bones 2 in my foot and cracked ribs.
My life.
398 hospital apprehensions that broke bone, 1523 suicide attempts by firearm broke bone,
320 million dollars from health canada,
9 years of police brutality,
7 cities and towns fled from
74 friends legally dead
And
3 identification name changes
My life.
398 hospital apprehensions that broke bone, 1523 suicide attempts by firearm broke bone,
320 million dollars from health canada,
9 years of police brutality,
7 cities and towns fled from
74 friends legally dead
And
3 identification name changes
I want canada charged with Aggravated torture causing bodily harm as a victim of injustice as K.C.W.G.
Kaelen cody william granger-as on birth certificate
Kaelen cody william granger-as on birth certificate
by Cody5050 May 12, 2023
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