glampire

Commonly inferred as a metrosexual (or, in some cases, sexually confused) vampire, the term is more popularly linked to Edward Cullen from the Twilight Series. Meaning, glampires are inherently gay and drive stakes through their asses.

Blade: What the fuck, vampires aren't supposed to SPARKLE!

Edward: Oh no honey, I'm a glampire. I rock the glitter and it's FABULOUS. I don't bite my victims, but I do recommend tasteful color schemes for their homes, as well as feng shui tips.

by Stephenie Meyer is a fail April 7, 2009

guame

blood splatter

ill put guame on ya forehead

by the.fukn.don October 4, 2008

gampa

Another way of saying Grandpa or Grandfather.

"This is my gampa!"

by SSBrando June 27, 2005

guap

A large wad of disposable cash,generally obtained illegally, preferably spent on Hennessey and hos.

Yo James, let's hit the strip club, I got mad guap to blow.

by Wizmasta December 29, 2008

grampa

(n.) One who drives well below the speed limit, often in a small 1960's car.

Get off the road grampa!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

Glampse

A glampse is a hybrid of glance and glimpse. A glance is an intentional short look at something, a glimpse is an accidental short look at something. So when your intent is to accidentally see something, you glampse at it.

I got a glampse of my best buddies sister in the shower.

by Trixareforkids December 6, 2013

Guamanian

A person who was born and raised on Guam, but is not Chamorro.

P1: You're from Guam? So, what are you.. are you like Guamish?
P2: No, I think she's Guamese.
Me: No, it's Guamanian.

by shellerocks. June 24, 2005