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grooming excuse

Any use of a feeble, or implausible excuse used by someone to escape from a conversation on a mind-numbing, or uninteresting topic for the listener. Refers to someone explaining their preference to 'wash their hair', 'do their nails' or some other such excuse, which would be an otherwise less desirable chore than having to suffer through listening to such a boring conversation.

These excuses were popular in sit-coms, where the lead actor wanted to extract laughter from the audience with the punchline illustrating the implausibility of the excuse being believed by the recipient.
Claire: When I came back with your wine you'd already left. What happened?

Steve: When that wine-snob came over to talk about the wine we were drinking, I had to use a grooming excuse to get out of there.
by WineBusProf February 20, 2015
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grooming shower

I'm wearing a skirt tonight. I'll have to take a grooming shower
by Sarah fake name April 21, 2015
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Guy: "Stop groomsing me; you're giving me a boner."
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What happened to Billy? He left school to go to therapy.

Word is John got caught groomsing him, it’s so messed up.
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grouching season

Grouching season is when you are constantly grumpy and any little thing will annoy you, you may want to fight people
Jack-“it’s grouching season bro”
Ethan-“yeh same”
Jack-“that kids looking at my funny”
Ethan-“let’s dip him down”
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Gooching

Gooching is the acting of having sexual intercourse with someones sister out of spite , revenge or malice
"Did you hear Tony was gooching , Dave ! "
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