Grocery Snake

An extremely large and long piece of fecal matter

"Aw dude that shit was a grocery snake"

by Travis May 5, 2004

groceries ate

oral sex given to a woman.

I caint belive my mother walked in on me while I was gettin my groceries ate.

That's So Sick to EVEn think about gettin your groceries ate When your Family's Visiting.

by H2 August 3, 2005

grocery getter

A car primarily used for transporting groceries, as the name implies. It can also be used to refer to a car used for A-B transport only.

My daily car's nothing special - it's a bone stock grocery getter.

by mang jose November 26, 2010

a grower, not a shower

Penis is small when soft, but it grows to a nice size when erect.

I’m a grower, not a shower.

by Jmrocks July 15, 2018

Grover Cleveland

This act takes place within one evening ( perhaps a party in most cases) , and involves two guys and one girl. First guy #1 bags this trash-barrel whore, then guy #2 has his shot and then finally guy #1 comes back for one last go. Thus serving 2 non-consecutive terms!

"At a frat party"
Guy#2 "Mark" : Hey "Joe", you won't believe it, I just fucked that skank Judy 10 mins ago!

Guy#1 "Joe": Nice dude, I fucked her at the beginning of the party!

Guy#2 "Mark" : Wait, what?!? Goddamit! That's why she was so sloppy and loose, that fucking bitch!! UGH!!!

Guy#1 "Joe" : Eh fuck it, you pussy. I'm going back for round 2!

Guy#2 "Mark" : You're a regular motherfuckin' Grover Cleveland!

by Clockworkmike June 30, 2010

The Grover Stinker

A sexual maneuver in which the woman clasps the nutsack in her hand until the testicles turn blue. The man then inserts them into her anus, so that they are covered in poop. He pulls them out and slaps her face with them.

The Grover Stinker left my balls aching, but was totally worth it.

by Scott St. Cloud March 26, 2008

Green Grocer

A derivative of the term 'broccoli', referring to marijuana. A green grocer is a weed dealer, specifically one who lives a semi-lavish lifestyle .. and deals in large volume. In the right context, this guy can be both a dealer, icon, and friend. This guy plays it safe and knows how to dodge 12. See 'Silver Grocer' for a weed dealer who's grown rich on hash. (In the trap at cesjds)

Guy 1: Hey man, you that green grocer everyone's been talking about?
Guy 2: Keep it low *whispers* Yeah I got that loud

by ImNotColbert January 9, 2017