Pottsville Grazer

The act of sitting between another's legs while they're on the toilet and taking a shit, allowing the shit to graze the inside of their legs during it's decent into the bowl.

Ben was dying to drop an AGB when Maddy was on the crapper, when desperation set in he cut his losses and performed a Pottsville Grazer. They never spoke again.

by Bertie von Wrinklestain February 9, 2012

Grape Rape

Going into the supermarket, and picking at the grapes, (without paying obviously) choosing which ones are best for you, eating a few, and throwing any back into the bunch what don't meet your standards. Secretly knowing that other people may well have to eat the molested grapes you have touched up for like 5 minutes.

Person 1: Ummm them red grapes are lookin tasty
(sneaks a few in mouth)
Person 2: What about the white ones
(Person 1 looks and feels)
Person 1: Naa their brown and shitty at the top
(Supermarket Manager looks and spectates)
Supermarket Manager: Grape Rape.

by shitlikeroses July 3, 2010

Gaperoni

While having anal sex, when you pull out and the anus is gaped, you spoon mac and cheese into it. You must use the spoon originally used to stir the cheese into the macaroni, not a regular spoon you would normally eat with. After the spoon is pulled out, any macaroni left on it is then fed to the gaper with the WHOLE spoon portion completely in the mouth, whether it be by her own will or forced, until it is completely clean. Alternatively, if the gaper is in the doggystyle position, you can use her back to rest the pot, and then scoop and drop macaroni into the gape between thrusts.

y0, i made sure the leftover macaroni and cheese didn't go to waste this time. I had my mother-in-law warm it up and then I made her ass some Gaperoni!

by b0ssm4n July 18, 2011

grape ape

a potent strain of weed

yo u smoked that ? im gone off that grape ape

by UGOT August 11, 2007

Jack Dylan Grazer

This guy is the cutest,most funniest boy u will ever meet.You can love him or hate him there's no in between.He is the worlds best actor.He's in IT and Me,Myself and I.Jack is amazing.Jack is loveable.jack is funny .JACK IS EVERYTHING.💞

Jack dylan grazer is a actor

by Jack Grazer April 22, 2018

Grape

Why the fuck are you searching the definition for a grape on urban dictionary. It’s a fucking fruit what more clarification do you need

Idiot: hey, what is a grape
Dumbass: idk let’s search for it on urban dictionary

by Karen Chungus February 7, 2019

grape juicing

A sexual act where one person puts multiple grapes into another's anus until they all burst and the receiver drinks the juice directly from the anus

Dude have you tried grape juicing? It's the best way to make a smoothy!

by fuck feminism May 23, 2016