Gouche

A term created by Evale Dickson and popularised in her Jamaican School, meaning the something is good, okay ot not that deep.

Peter: I missed the deadline for the math test.
Lisa: It's all gouche. Your teacher will definitely reopen it.

by betabitxh October 27, 2021

Gouche

an alternative for the word "Gucci" if you're feeling edgy and don't want to be mainstream but still convey the message that you're good, chill, coolin, and/or pimpin.

Yea I followed that person on instagram before they were famous but its all gouche.

by pintobean447 January 21, 2018

Pauly’s Gouch

The poo stained piece of skin between a pre-pubescent ball sack and a well used rusty sheriffs badge that’s been penetrated by more darts than the International Darts league dart board.

Have you smelt Pauly’s Gouch today? He must have been punched hard last night!!

by Victor 1 Jukes June 16, 2018

Gouch gap

It's the sexy space between the end of a women's ass cheeks aka the cuffs and the end of the vagine aka el toto. It is like a thigh gap from the back.

Shanea's gouch gap is suttle but I can still see through it.

by Sweetcheekz August 24, 2016

Gouche elevator

When a man sticks his forearm in between another man's legs and lifts against the gouche( and generally the balls too) until he lifts the man.

Man 1 " I got Eric so good with a gouche elevator the other day"

Man 2 " What did he say?"

Man 1 " OWWW MY BALLS!!"

by Macaroni 88 November 16, 2011

Gouched

The stage that comes before being catastrophically drunk.

"How are you feeling?"

"Momentarily, I am gouched.... well on route to being ballbagged."

by joshnghocki July 26, 2017

Gouch wax

The build up of smegma like material in the taint/gouch area.

Cody hasn’t showered in days, he probably has a build up of gouch wax.

I want to ride my Harley into town but I’m worried about getting Gouch wax all over my seat.

by The commies February 25, 2020