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gooey ear fumble

The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.
Martin gooey ear fumbled Margery and screamed "BYGODIFUCKEDAWALRUS!"
by RippedA January 5, 2014
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Gooey Johnson

The act of cumming into someone's ear canal and then proceeding to insert one's erect penis into said ear canal.
Dude, last I night I gave her a Gooey Johnson right before she kicked me out.
by The Cole Crew February 7, 2014
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Gooey Sock

Something every male should know about.
1: "Aye mayne, yo bitch hit me wit yo gooey sock!"
by Jody99 April 12, 2015
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Gooey Donuts

Yesterday I stuffed my gooey donuts into my bf's mouth
by HardAF August 13, 2015
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Gooey

Gooey is the mixture of the popular goon sack, tropical juices and citrusy flavoured drinks all mixed in an esky. This popular among the Australian party scene as its cheap to make and there is so much of it that it becomes the community drink of the night
Jason: Oi cunt wanna make gooey and do some fucking MD
Steve: Yeh fuck yeh I do cunt
by The Gooey Maker March 7, 2019
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gooey monster

Issa very very spooky monster that lives in yo crib
by Gooey monster December 19, 2017
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gooey looey

When a man cums in a woman’s ear and proceeds to let it drip out
Oh I just got gooey Looeyed
by YOBOISQUIDWARD October 12, 2017
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