Goblin Dick 

A strain of marijuana that resembles a Goblin's penis when still attached to the bud. Smoke is smooth and robust. Gives user an immediate head change with a body high that hits shortly after. Smell is skunky and full. Named in Maryville, MO. Its smoothness makes for a cough free, fun, and enjoyable smoke session.

"Hey mutha fuckin guy! Pass me that Goblin Dick. "

"Sorry mom, I smoked that Goblin Dick last night and couldn't make it to church."

Goblin Dick by Dringman December 10, 2009

Goblin Daddy 

Goblin Daddy

compound word; noun; term of endearment; def. one who is newly sober and thus still suffering from severe withdrawal symptoms and drug and/or alcohol cravings; the "goblin" component is in reference to the general appearance of said person, who shall bear resemblance to a wet, scaly homeless person; while the "daddy" term denotes the typically male gender of the subject and former or potential physical appeal.

Erika: check out that Goblin Daddy at 12 O' Clock!
Jasmine: Oh that's Neil... He just came back from a relapse

Goblin Daddy by Goblin daddy June 15, 2016

Goblin stain 

when you drink too much and have sex with an enormously obese chick, and wake up to shit stains in your bed.

Yo dude, I got goblin stains in my bed last night

Goblin stain by Nedthesciencekidd January 18, 2021

Goblin Math 

A term that gained currency during the pandemic, especially after repeated lockdowns and potential mental breakdowns, to describe the type of negative, irrational, selfish, or self-defeating behavior that plagued many math educators worldwide, because they were tired of conforming to the social or unreasonable expectations of the authorities, or had little respect for vampires or hypocrites with a say in their pay.

Be it adhering to lockdown rules, working from home, or attending to parents’ complaints, demands, and threats, math teachers and tutors had descended into a goblin math state, when they’re waiting to be fired if they didn’t call it quit themselves.

Goblin Math by Fasters December 5, 2022

Goblin Metal

Goblin metal is a small subgenre of metal used by a select few of bands, Namely, NEKROGOBLIKON, which is a group who's theme is entirely set around goblins

Man you should try listening to goblin metal

Goblin Metal by Damian Maplewood March 17, 2017

Goblin time 

Resorting to goblin like tendencies, the user will often tip toe around the room in the dark, sometimes in the middle of sex stealing trinkets and other things. And say things like “me thinks this will be a fine addition to my collection” while cackaling . Be careful out there.

This guy stole stuff from me in the middle of sex while laughing, it was so weird
That guy was just an expert at goblin time

Goblin time by Bennet the goblin April 20, 2022

Goblin Hanger

also known as a wrinkly old dick bag. testicles

When that old dude bent over, his goblin hanger was swaying in the wind. It was magical.

Goblin Hanger by Shaun Bingham January 4, 2009