gatorolled

when someone sends you a video link that they say is cool or amazing, but in reality turns out to be the interior crocodile alligator song. There are various reactions to this video, the most popular including head bobbing.

sender : Dude, check out this video, its got like 10 million views on youtube.

receiver : um..... bobs head ....ok i can deal with it.

sender : you just got gatorolled!

by popa$quat July 5, 2008

Ghatol

A down to earth and hilarious girl. Is the jack of all trades. Has a amazing personality. Loves life, friends, and family. Gets annoyed easily but forgets about it easily. If your a Ghatol, you are lucky!

Girl #1: Who's that new girl?

Girl #2: Oh that's just Ghatol.
Girl #1: Wow, I'm jealous.

by Sunset605 November 28, 2012

fried goat cheese

The best type of cheese ever invented, if not one of the greatest objects of all time. Also, one of the few good things to come out of France.

Fried goat cheese is also a lesser known cure for vampirimism. It has not yet been tried on a werewolf.

Colin: Have you played the new Burnout game?
James: Yeah, it's possibly the best thing since fried goat cheese.

John: My friend just got bit by a vampire.
James: Give him some fried goat cheese.

by jamdel January 9, 2009

The brown goat stretcher

The act of covering the male genitalia in poop. Then dragging the head of the penis across his partners beard. Note: While performing this act the scrotum should also be covered in waste and stapled to the floor. This is where the 'stretcher' in the name comes from.

We did "The brown goat stretcher" His balls hang out of his pants now

by DrPoopLove April 19, 2010

grumpy old goat

Manager of a shop so grumpy, they end up screaming and spitting at old customers like a grumpy goat

Hes having one of his days again, spitting at customers, the grumpy old goat

by The Ryan Wright August 10, 2019

Goat

A fucking goat.

Hey I heard you got a goat.

by Aesthetically Unpleasing September 2, 2016

Get Your Goat

Basic Definition: To annoy you to the point of getting pissed.

Sub Definition: Goat: The goat is a metaphor for your state of peacefulness. When your goat is with you, you are calm and collected. When your goat is stolen, you become angry and upset.

Notes: Getting someone's goat can not be a quick process and must be done by not being directly mean. The best way to get someone's goat is by means of clever annoyance.

SIMPLE USE IN A SENTENCE:
- I'm going to get your goat!
- I got Sam's goat today.

EXAMPLE OF INVALID GOAT GETTING:
Jeff: You're a shitty guitar player!
Mark: *pissed*

Jeff was just an asshole. That does not gain Jeff a goat.

Pissing someone off with the intent of pissing them off does not gain you a goat.

EXAMPLE OF VALID GOAT GETTING:
Jeff : Hey, how you doing?
Sam: fine, how are you.
Jeff: Good, and you?
Sam: I'm fine.
Jeff: That's good, how are you?
{repeat}
Sam: *pissed*

Jeff just got Sam's goat.

Annoying someone to the point of them getting mad does indeed gain you a goat.

COMMON PHRASES IN REFERENCE TO GOAT GETTING:
Taunts:
"Better keep that goat tied up! I'm gonna get 'em!"

Retorts:
"My goat is encased in a block of cement and buried beneath the earth's crust! He's not going anywhere."

Insults about the security of one's goat:
"Your goat is roaming around free in your front yard with a sign around his neck that says 'FREE GOAT'. I'd barely have to shake a stick, and your goat would come running."

Additional Note:
If the process of goat-getting is taking place in an email conversation, further taunting can be achieved by sending a picture of the newly acquired goat.

by TwineTime July 11, 2006