Dammit man the country is filled with all these damn glitter back pansies that don't know which gotdamn bathroom to use... I'm tired of it
by ItchyBloodFarts May 6, 2020

another word for pap smear. "pap" makes you think of sounds,like popping, smacking, or old people without teeth gumming food. smear gives the false illusion of bagels being in the picture.
glitter check sounds less threatening, more clean, and less like your grandmas gynecology.
glitter check sounds less threatening, more clean, and less like your grandmas gynecology.
A:I totally went to the gyno for a glitter check.
B: I'm so glad we call it that now. So much more pleasant sounding than pap smear.
B: I'm so glad we call it that now. So much more pleasant sounding than pap smear.
by Zhi March 13, 2008

by Jason Merrill August 8, 2017

by GLITTERFOOD March 19, 2017

When two heterosexual males engage in a movie night consisting entirely of the Twilight Trilogy. There are no losers in the Glitter Game; only winners.
by #ballsdeep May 4, 2014

Adj: A girl who's decent looking, is really sweet to other people, has a lot of money and enjoys the finer things in life. Often times people want to hang out with her because she takes care of her friends and buys them nice things.
Noun: Female anatomy of the nether regions
Noun: Female anatomy of the nether regions
Adj: Wow Jordyn is such a Glitter Bunny! She's so nice and she got me Gucci sunglasses for my birthday!
Noun: Jason just wants a piece of your Glitter Bunny
Noun: Jason just wants a piece of your Glitter Bunny
by T747301 November 12, 2010

When someone is giving you oral sex and right before you climax you say "Im the glitter bandit." The person looks up in confusion and you shoot all over their face than throw a handful of glitter sticking in your juices. They will be cleaning glitter outta there hair for days.
I got with Ryan last week and he gave me the glitter bandit. I'm still finding glitter in my hair...
by Glitter Bandit October 11, 2014
