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geezer squeezer

An automated medical device which provides chest compressions during CPR. It is used for patients that are in cardiac arrest (the heart has stopped). The device is typically wraps around the chest and is attached to a plastic board underneath the patient. The "geezer squeezer" makes CPR more effective and easier for ambulance crews because it reduces fatigue associated with doing chest compressions. Also known as a "Thumper".
Did you see the patient that EMS just brought into the hospital? They had the "geezer squeezer" on him. I hope he makes it.
by code 3 response October 12, 2010
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Glee

A musical comedy series, also described as if High School Musical was punched in the stomach and had it's lunch money stolen.
I saw the promo for glee this summer and couldn't stop playing Don't stop beliveing in my iPod!
by kurtsie386 November 26, 2009
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Pit Pony Geezer Bird

Slang: British Female that behaves without normal feminine grace or decorum. With inhibitions lowered or removed by peer pressure and typically fuelled by alcopops or lager, they are often observed in the vicinity of or within the nightclubs of The North East region of the UK. PPGBs also appear in small groups at the popular cheap European tourist destinations frequented by the British; typically Spanish South Coast, Canary Islands and The Greek Islands.

Their behaviour and actions, which have in the past only been associated with drunken men, are loutish and ill mannered with contempt for other people. PPGBs will happily escalate the slightest minor verbal disagreement to physical assault, resulting in brawling on the ground with no regard for the consequences of their actions. Such situations might occur outside kebab-take away shops late in the evening and will often attract the attention of The Police.

Being overweight is not part of the definition of PPGB, however the attraction to fast food late at night is connected with the PPGBs lifestyle. Those that are overweight will happily display a lardy bottom with a thong and consider this to be a sexual asset. PPGBs may be promiscuous and consider this to be as a result of their popular attractiveness rather than anything else. Often with tattoos and very little cultural awareness they appear below Chav in terms of fashion sense and social skills. Their behaviour is best observed through the safety of the Reality Television documentaries on street violence and programmes of compiled from CCTV captured brawls.

The term "Pit Pony" comes from the North East (UK) coal mining industry and in this context refers to a solid lower working class person with little education.
The stereotype Pit Pony Geezer Bird would be a foul mouthed overweight Northern (UK) female with tattoos and badly beached hair, arguing with nightclub door staff on the street. Her children may have different fathers and be waiting for her return to their local council supplied apartment/flat.
by Don from, August 13, 2007
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Ballsamic Glaze

That ripe, pungent, vinegary glaze of sweat that accumulates on the balls and surrounding crevices after failure to bathe for days during the hot summer months.
I didn’t realize how bad of a ballsamic glaze I had going on after not showering for a week. I gave the old balls a little scratch and tug and stirred up a ripe aroma of stank that was more than overpowering.
by Dick Onchin July 7, 2020
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glazed doughnut

when you fall asleep after eating a girl and you wake up in the morning and your face looks like a glazed doughnut
i know she enjoyed my tounge job last night when i woke up my face looked like a glazed doughnut
by mike e boy September 25, 2005
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gleefreshing

The act of refreshing your Facebook news feed constantly to see how many people quote the tv show Glee on their status. Often done by people who don't watch the show themselves, but want to be in on all the action in some way.
Steve: Dude, I don't actually watch Glee, but I was gleefreshing while the show was going on and now I can practically quote the entire episode!

Adam: You could just watch the show, man. Nobody will think you are gay.

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Sarah: So I was gleefreshing and 12 of my friends had the same status as me!
by The Stooge April 20, 2010
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Glazed and Confused

When a young lady wakes up after a long night of drinking and getting facialized.
Troy woke up pretty hungover, but Kathy was left glazed and confused.
by robdoe November 10, 2010
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