Glazed Twist

When you Jerk off the night before, then wake up in the morning with dried semen on your dick.

Bob sounded like he was having fun last night, maybe to much. He woke up the next morning with a coffee and a glazed twist.

by beach_greaser December 23, 2021

galaxy glazed

When one is too far out or past the point and or state of moon burnt off party favors such a cannabis, coke , meth or any other substances that create a personal escape.

Amity: Hey TJ wanna hang out with Dez
T.J. Nah Amity she is galaxy glazed

by big trappe April 1, 2019

Spit Glazed

When she slobbers so hard it looks like nickelodeon slime.

She spit glazed my cock.

by OHHHHHHHHYP April 17, 2019

Turkey Glaze

When your girl sucks your knob but won’t let you nut so you finish yourself off then turkey slap your meat across her face leaving a lovely, post nut glaze.

She wouldn’t suck me off so I had no choice but to Turkey glaze the bish.

by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2017

Glazed Pancake

It's when you and your friends nut into each others mouths and spit it on a pancake then you spread the semen like butter in which you glaze it.

Hey, wanna make a glazed pancake with me?
I ate a glazed pancake is was pretty good!

by Nakano March 24, 2021

Random Glaze

When someone starts dissing u for no reason or starts dick riding u for no reason

Josh: David ur so ugly “out of nowhere”
David: Random glaze

by fwdemifr October 2, 2023

glazed chili

A slimy/dirty asshole usually resulting from several days without showering.

Damn bro, I haven't showered in like 3 days. I got a glazed chili.

by Dirty Jugger May 6, 2016