glinderman

a glinderman is a type of animalistic pervert recognisable by their uncut hair and weak stature. Unlike rapists that use force on their victims, a glinderman is more apt to uncomfortable stares and notions.

Person 1: That guy is hasnt stopped staring at you since we got here
Person 2: Must be a wild glinderman
Person 1: Lets hope he doesn't try anything
Person 2: Doubt it, they arent confident enough to

by gabeich July 19, 2022

'Gander Jack

Basically a Michigander Jack o' lantern. It is a Jack O' Lantern carved from a parsnip instead of a pumpkin. The original jack o lantern in the folklore was a parsnip so it continues the tradition. Sometimes the leftover parsnip trimmings are used to make Pastys which are a regional dish

I carved some 'Gander Jacks with my parents last weekend. Our porch is looking very festive now and we made some kick ass Pastys

by BabyShrekdoo-doo-doo-doo September 12, 2022

gander jack

a jack o lantern made from a parsnip

Clean up those gander jack scraps

by Pistons313 September 12, 2022

Glauderhausen

Potato peeler

This potato is not safe, pass me the Glauderhausen

by Leafmagic14 October 25, 2022

gander nation

one’s ability to understand the law of physics within themselfs

ayo gander nation in here

by yyyyuuuyuuuuwuuwywywyywwywyywy January 13, 2023

Ganderton

A weird guy who likes to hook up with trans people

Joe: Look at that guy hooking up with that trans woman.
Andy: Yeah he’s a real Ganderton

by peakingduck April 4, 2023

Glandex

a yummy brown powder you can sprinkle on your dinner,Used for dogs anal glands or in human anal glands to stop scooting on the carpet

I shoveled glandex in his strawberry durex and sprinkled it in bojacjks horse nostrils

by stickng April 17, 2023