glankler

A person who lurks with a ghost, chopper, banshee, mongoose, etc. on a Halo 3 online match. These people either like to piss people off, or are trying to get a splatter spree achievement. Closely related to a 'skeeza', glankers will often horde spartan lasers and rocket launchers as to not be blow up while they are trying to lurk. In the post game lobby they will be harassed and tormented by those who were the victims of there blunt but stealthy assault.

"Glankler at your 9 'o clock!!!"

"Holy crap!!! Where did he learn to camp like that, Boy Scouts?!!"

"Hey blow up that glankler behind that rock over there."
"Sure thing, he's been lurkin' since the match started."

"Glanklers, Skeezas, good lord this map is infested with boy scouts!!!"

by An angry Halo3ist May 12, 2009

Glankler

When a female uses a rusty and or lubricated muffler as a pleasure tool.

My girlfriend got so horney when she heard I was going to give her a Glankler. Boy was she wrong when her ass hurt for a week.

by Biguss Dickuss January 26, 2009

Steven Glansberg

The term 'Steven Glansberg' arised from the popular teen film 'Superbad'. In the film, he is refered to when Evan is about to leave Seth eating lunch alone and Seth says that he will now look like Steven Glansberg and there is a shot of him eating pudding all by himself.

So now if you see someone around eating lunch alone (works best in schools/colleges) be sure to say, "Hey Glansberg" or simply mutter to your friend, "Ha look at Steven Glansberg over there"

Jamie takes a seat in the cafeteria
Rich: "Na dont sit here, we'll look like fuckin Steven Glansbergs"

by RichBoi69 June 29, 2009

glanned

The act of being ditched

you left for the party without me? yeeeah, i just got glanned real bad man.

by ushuibfdufsdifda November 28, 2006

fever of the anus gland

fever of the anus gland is one of the up most dangerous diseases in existence.

think of hiroshima of the anus. times 10, the subtract 5 and add 39. thats how bad it is.

there is no known cure, but someday, some blissfull and painless day, there will be.

there are 5 symptoms:

1) uncontrollable laughter
2) pooping a little in your pants
3) face aches
4) people thinking your dilerious
5)... the unspeakable, think vietnam and world war two all rolled up in a brown explosion of sweetcorn and bloody dingleberries.

then death.

HITLER named the BLITZ after this illness, as blitz rhymes with the shits, a common name for this condition.

"OH MA GAWD, OF GOT FEVER OF THE ANUS GLAND" - the Cream of Sum Yung Guy

"GURRD DARRRMNIT I DUN GOT MA ANUS EXPLODED" - Harold P. Redneck

by THE CLINICK February 22, 2009

Glanis

Etymology: Glanis originates from the stem "is" which is actually "aiz" meaning sprinkling (or something near). The root word "Glanis" originates from a misnomer created by a young tweenage girl when referring to a young adult man.
Defination: Glanis is usually used to mock the etymology of the word.

"Have you seen my Glanis?" - Naturaleza Khaki 1991-present

by Brooklyn To Queens October 14, 2006

Glange

Glange is a way of describing an old woman's vagina when you see it for the first time.

Wow mom that's one hell of a glange you've got going on there.
Glange, fanny, Sputterage, old woman vagina, flange

by Frosty jacks sloppy mouth May 30, 2016