Skip to main content

Incredible girth

The inexplicable, unexplainable, incomprehensible powerhouse in which a man can possess in his pants.
Diana: “Do you know that new guy in the office?”
Rebecca: “Oh you mean Chody, yeah he’s such a man.”
Gus (popping out of nowhere): “yeah I was peeing in the urinal next to him and I took a peak and that man has INCREDIBLE GIRTH.”
by Navajoboi November 24, 2018
mugGet the Incredible girthmug.

girth maxing

While generally sexual, girth maxing at is most simple definition, is the expansion of the capacity to the maximum of any defined area. A penis pump is a good example of a sexually natured girth maxing procedure. However, also taking down a 30 count nugget from Chick Fil A is a non sexual usage of girth maxing. Girth maxing is a term applicable to any scenario when pushing the bounds of nature. Use it loosely and often.
Dang, I’m starving, I am going to have to girth maxing to get this 30 count nugget into my tummy.
by Fckroundfndout February 19, 2024
mugGet the girth maxingmug.

Girth Maxing

When you lie on the road and let your wiener get flattened
My friend need some more girth so I told him how to start girth maxing
by porrage licker April 24, 2024
mugGet the Girth Maxingmug.

girth storm

A very inflated Penis.
wow hes got a girth storm in his pants!
by Gball boys November 9, 2017
mugGet the girth stormmug.

Girth maxed

When a male enters a vagina too small and it causes severe tearing of it’s inner walls
Did you hear that Johnny Girth Maxed Claire?
by Theedger November 6, 2025
mugGet the Girth maxedmug.

Girth Master

When a femal message a man
"Isn't this a huge dick"

And guy responds meh I guess
She says " are you fucking stupid, it's so massive and sexy."
He says oh ya it is huge.

They he jerks of to the entire SAGA of girth master.

He asks you to shove your fingers down his throat and gently slap him...
He persists and yells harder bitch.
Then she punches him in the face while driving his throat and shuving her fingers 9 inches done his throat and giving him a busted bleeding black eye. Because he is the THROAT GOAT.

OHHHH JEEEEZ HE MOANS WHILE SQUATING A CUMING AGAINS A WALL...
Girth master got me so hot I can't contain myself against that wall....not punch me bitch ....ohhhhh jeeeez.

Free diddy.
by Currently fucking a man October 23, 2024
mugGet the Girth Mastermug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email