Brown Gilmore

a semi-obscure sex act that fulfills a particular fetish by combining a straight couple, a midget, and poop.

"Hey, buddy, when did you realize she was 'the One'?"

"The first time she gave me a Brown Gilmore!"

by D. Sanchez III October 7, 2009

Mel Gibson Road Warrior Fart

While running to take a shit, you fart a bunch of times because it is against your own will.

"Oh god, did Sampson already shit himself? It fucking smells..."
"Nah dude, he just let out a few Mel Gibson Road Warrior Farts."

by Kevincore. October 12, 2006

gilsruded

Another word for screwed...This is when your fantasy football team has a fantastic regular season then manages to fall apart right before or during the fantasy playoffs. Can be because of injuries, bad match ups or under-performing players.

I had the fantasy football championship locked up, then I totally got gilsruded when Tony Romo got hurt!

by dick schure fitzwell December 28, 2011

Gibson County

Gibson County, Tennessee is one hell of a YeeYee lip packing incest breeding shit talking county. There are many points of interest here. There are meth heads who fuck crackheads for heroin. The school system at Gibson county is a disgrace. It is filled with pussy snowflakes who get offended by the word faggot. GC is also the home to Goatropernation. YeeYee and fuck you.

Man did you hear about that drug bust?

Yeah it was Dem YeeYee Gibson County folk.

by Cousin Fuckers R Us December 24, 2018

Giloh

Giloh is simply a beast. Giloh is one of the funniest people you know and he is the funnest person to be with at a party. Just be ready cause he might strip down real quick. Giloh does not care bout nothing. He’s here to have fun and nothing more. Gilohs also the plug, he’ll let you borrow money if you need with no problem. The only thing is that you might find his underwear in the back of the class room.

(Finds a wardrobe and 12 pack of containers in the back of the classroom)

Guy 1:Eww, who’s is this!
Guy 2: It’s probably GILOHS(laughs)
Guy 1:Oh my god(Shakes head and laughs). GILOHHHHH

by HolyMaster77777 February 7, 2019

gilroy

Gilroy is a A town/city in the South Bay under San Jose, most people here sleep then commute to the valley just to hold on to their 9-5 jobs. More housing suburbs rather then companies. As I was raised here I can say pretty safe town. Most people won’t know where you live so you say near San Francisco anyways it’s like 2 hours away. Gilroy High sucks with all the latinas fighting for their shitty bf in the hallways. Christopher high is where all the rich suburban whites go and where your soul goes to die. Are fun is to go to in-in-out while your high off your ass. The gilroy outlets are filled with teenagers that never had a job. Pretty boring outlets ngl, the town is made up of whites and Mexicans. Known for Garlic and wineries which screams middle aged mom that shops at Nob Hill for fun. The people who dream bigger normally get out because rent is so goddam high. Getting drunk or high is something to be proud of here. Gavilan college sucks that’s where all the failed teachers spend there dying days. Gilroy gardens is for little kids and to get food poisoning by a underpaid teen worker serving food. The people who love it here normally have 5 kids and 408 for life in there Instagram captions. At least we are 30min away from Santa Cruz mountains and near beaches. San Jose will force gilroy to grow due to how expensive cost of living is. People like to flex how much they pay for rent here.

Gilroy Yeah bro I only pay 2,500 for a one bedroom, bro that’s nothing I pay 3,000 for a one bedroom with a bathroom and it’s near a 7-eleven. Damn bro…. You have it good…

by Dontbeme July 25, 2021

Mel Gibson in a train-yard

Adjective

refers to treating someone or something bad or with disrespect. It is a reference to the fact that Mel Gibson as a young man was involved in a train yard accident and needed re-constructive surgery.

I'm going to treat you like Mel Gibson in a train-yard!

Damn, they treated that pizza like Mel Gibson in a train-yard!

Did you see the fight last night? That guy got treated like Mel Gibson in a train-yard.

by Andrew from 'consin March 3, 2008