Geometry Dash

The best game ever made by a Guiness name “Robert Topala” AKA “RobTop” or “RubRub”. He has created a game that people are interested in 7 years Later.

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by Davidshaft December 14, 2020

german tuck

When a man is on the dancefloor grinding with some bitch and he gets a boner. The man then takes his penis and pulls it upwards in his pants and buckles it under his belt so there is no buldge and no awkwardness with the bitch... so you can take her home and fuck her.

same as definition...it happens to me all the time and has yet to fail!! i love the german tuck!!

by kyle nate and brad in new york 7th grade May 13, 2008

The German Stienburg

One of the most complex and vile sexual acts to be performed... It requires strength, focus and tremendous commitment.

The German Stienburg starts with a man anally plundering a female that is bent over while he is simultaneously holding a tractor tire over his head and using it to do shoulder presses (as in a strongman competition). While pressing the tire and banging the girl he screams out "shiza" every time he makes a press.

After the man makes coitus, he drops the tractor tire on back of the female's head...rendering her unconcious. Finally he lifts up her naked body and proceeds to bench press her... all the while counting his repetitions in a loud, harsh, commanding, German accent. (If you can count in German that is ideal... but if not the accent will suffice).

"Dude, I have to stop by the farm later and borrow a tractor tire, my girlfriend is finally going to let me give her The German Stienburg."

by crazydoc March 14, 2009

Geometry Dash

Probably the most raging and addict game ever that fills your whole day with you still raging over that one level that has just way to many glitches.

God damn I've been trying to beat the first level on geometry dash all day and still only have 63%.

by Hitler-Chan Desu March 20, 2016

Gerome

A Handsome young man who has a perfect personality. When with gerome you will never have a dull moment. He’s an amazing, caring, sexy, funny, intelligent, goofy guy with a kind heart who’s been hurt many times but always finds a way to love others. Every time you see him, you can’t help but smile. And he’ll always be there to wipe your tears.

“He’s such an amazing person. ”
“Of course he is, it’s Gerome.”

by Romeyrome October 14, 2018

German Shoelaces

The act of backing up into someone's face while they're bending over to tie their shoes, for the sole purpose of farting directly into their face. This act can be performed without removing your pants, but it is hilarious to do it with your pants down. For optimal performance, consider eating Ex-Lax before performing this act to brown-wash your victim.

They say the German Shoelaces will grow hair on your chest -- if it doesn't burn the hair out of your nose, first. Hope you don't get a turd to the eyeball, man!
Whoa! That German Shoelaces gave him a turdy Hitler moustache! Sick, man!

by Donkey Punching Queen July 14, 2011

German Cherry Bomb

When a girl serves a man breakfast with her period all over it. The guy then takes the period covered breakfast and shoves it up the girls asshole, then proceeds to eat it out with only his teeth.

german cherry bomb. keepin it classy ;*

by amanda mulen November 5, 2011