Germany

The country Hitler wasn't born in.

Guy 1: Hey, do you know where Hitler was born?

Guy 2: Not Germany.

Guy 1: k.

by Wingman, 1st Degree June 11, 2006

german seeker

One who frequents bars and is always on the lookout for women wielding dildos. He is both courageous and enjoys regular sex with prostitutes.

Hide your dildos girls! That there is a german seeker.

by glory maiden December 9, 2009

germexican

A person who is of german/mexican descent

yo dude,did you know jose is germexican

by El_Verdugo April 22, 2008

Geraldine

She is really sweet and very flexible but people spell her name and surname wrong and she goes mental also people like her and she keeps it a secret

Geraldine

by Unknown celeb November 18, 2017

german jesus

Popular nickname for German NBA player Dirk Nowitzki.

NBA champion (2011)
NBA Finals MVP (2011)
NBA Most Valuable Player (2007)
13× NBA All-Star (2002–2012, 2014–2015)
4× All-NBA First Team (2005–2007, 2009)
5× All-NBA Second Team (2002, 2003, 2008, 2010, 2011)
3× All-NBA Third Team (2001, 2004, 2012)
50–40–90 club (2007)
NBA Three-Point Shootout champion (2006)
NBA Shooting Stars champion (2010)
NBA Teammate of the Year (2017)
BBL Most Valuable Player (1999)
FIBA World Cup MVP (2002)
FIBA EuroBasket MVP (2005)
3× FIBA EuroBasket Top Scorer (2001, 2005, 2007)
6× Euroscar Player of the Year (2002–2006, 2011)
2× FIBA Europe Men's Player of the Year (2005, 2011)
Mister Europa Player of the Year (2005)
Silbernes Lorbeerblatt (2011)
German Sports Personality of the Year (2011)

Person 1: Look, it's german jesus!

Person 2: What? Jesus wasn't german?

Person 1: Ugh, it's Dirk Nowitzki, also known as German Jesus

by FreudianNoodle January 21, 2018

geRietveld

The act of not giving money back to the person you've loaned it from.

Person 1:"I loaned a friend 30 euro and he didn't give it back!"
Person 2:"Oh man, you just got geRietveld"
Person 1:"This is going to take me weeks and weeks to get back!"

by Stilborn October 1, 2007

Gernat Shuffle

Dancing in someone's living room masturbating while using chewing tobacco as lube.

Carrie left to go to the pharmacy and when she came back she caught Rob doing the Gernat Shuffle.

by Carandil April 17, 2010