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grunch

The act of cutting off another driver suddenly when in traffic. Also, you may be the " Gruncher" or the " Grunchee", and it is possible to be " Grunched".
" Oh Damn!! There is the exit. Oh well, I'm gonna grunch this dude in the Kia!!"
by charles mullen April 28, 2004
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GRUNCH

Man, my ass is on fire after my last grunch.
I need to take a grunch after being anally intruded.
by peebot August 7, 2009
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Gaunchily

pron.(Gone-Chilly) When one's sock(s) become "eaten up" or twisted inside the shoe or by being under bed covers and moved around so that they no longer fit correctly on the foot.
OMG, my socks keep getting all gaunchily under these covers!
by ELLENGELLIN January 19, 2011
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Gaucho Theory

The gaucho theory is a proposed answer to one of the middle phases in the phase series profit scenario. It states Phase X is 'Create internet meme' where X is an integer greater than one but less than the last value in the phase series.

Originally discovered on the popular news site Reddit.com.
The Gaucho Theory Discovered

ElGaucho56:
"Well, it's finally clear:

1. Draw Picture of 7-legged spider
2. Attempt to use it as payment for scam
3. Create internet meme
4. Profit"

Hawkeye05:
"Holy Shit, you found out what the ??? has always been!"
by OneWhoEatsBabies April 1, 2009
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gauchette

1. an outstanding and very kewl performance that nevertheless leaves a bitter taste in parts of the audience (colloquial adjective)
2. a 19th century parisian method of drying one's hair by using a horse, a violin string and generous amounts of butter.

although the word is as old the method, "gauchette"'s adjevtive meaning got popularized by a group of 20-somethings in bavarian banlieus during the late 2000s
1. "sara, OMG, what you did to the snowman was just gauchette! i don't know if i approve, but it was certainly fun to watch."

2."just one second pierre, i have to finish mon gauchette, but then i'm ready to see the execution."
by damien wurst December 17, 2008
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gunch out

When someone backs out of previously made plans, especially because of attempts to thwart said plans by a gunch.
"Hey, did you and Jerome man slam that slut from the bar?"
"No, his girl called so he decided to gunch out...said he had to go to Antiques Roadshow or some bullshit. You can be the guy on the other side of the wall if you want."
"I'll bring the viking helmet."
by John Goodthrust January 12, 2009
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Gaulching

The act of pooping then giving it to your female/lesbian mate as a dildo. Then when it hardens, shove it up yours or hers anus.
"I Gaulched with Stacy last night!"

Don't do a Gaulching to anybody.
by WTFAMIREADING August 28, 2016
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