Hey Tim, come use your size 15EEE shoe to garbunction the trash. I need to throw some more shit away.
by Scott Farley (not mine. I overheard this somewhere) September 3, 2008
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When someone compromises your swagger by being a total bitch.
When someone compromises your swagger by being a total bitch.
My Mizzle wouldn't let me get a pretzel dog from the food court, even after I bought her a Cinnabon. She totes Garfunkel'd me!
by BizzleFoShizzle September 10, 2012
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As it was Tuesday, Marvin donned his cashmere scarf and took to his weekly stroll down Amsterdam Avenue. He passed his favorite bakery, the cloying scent tugging on his steady resolve to lose those last few pounds...
*GASP* Could it be? Merrill Garbus swooping down from the scaffolding, decked in mylar and rage --- but what is she wielding? What could only be a weed wacker of sorts - and SPLOOSH! A tomato-based turbulence! A saucy spritz!
Our dear Marvin, taken down in a marinara monsoon!
Reeling from the overwhelming stench of garlic and humiliation, Marvin stayed, splayed on the ground like some tipped cow, and considered his peculiar situation. If only Marvin had taken the homeless woman's advice from the day prior... and packed his mozzarella sticks.
"Yes, dear Marvin, you've been garbused."
*GASP* Could it be? Merrill Garbus swooping down from the scaffolding, decked in mylar and rage --- but what is she wielding? What could only be a weed wacker of sorts - and SPLOOSH! A tomato-based turbulence! A saucy spritz!
Our dear Marvin, taken down in a marinara monsoon!
Reeling from the overwhelming stench of garlic and humiliation, Marvin stayed, splayed on the ground like some tipped cow, and considered his peculiar situation. If only Marvin had taken the homeless woman's advice from the day prior... and packed his mozzarella sticks.
"Yes, dear Marvin, you've been garbused."
by omgitsacat May 10, 2018
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Get the garhudk mug.When you lay your sagging scrotum sack on the toilet seat while defecting so that your testicles do not go swimming in the toilet water. “Like some balls over toilet water - I will lay thee down “
by Pheecees August 4, 2022
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Ramirez is ungarfunkelable!
I can't garfunkel the lettuce in the salad. It's the only thing he's not allergic to.
Ramirez is ungarfunkelable!
I can't garfunkel the lettuce in the salad. It's the only thing he's not allergic to.
by Fran LeMoine October 1, 2005
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I get all tingly with the prospect of meeting my baba ganoush.
I get all tingly with the prospect of meeting my baba ganoush.
by nadineybeanie January 8, 2007
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