garf moment

saying or doing something that the cartoon cat Garfield would say or do

“man I hate Mondays”
“omg garf moment

by goofygarf January 11, 2023

garcic

a feeling

the voices are getting louder the fog is coming feeling garcic

by penisman60099 January 14, 2023

Mumu Garci

Everything and Anything Amazing!

Mumu Garci Quotations:
"I'm an alien from MARZ!"
"I don't want to be American!"
"I am going to write this one up!"
"OhMyGawd!"
"COME HERE!"
"Sign your initials...so I can sue you!"
"DONT MUMU ME!"
"What is up with you?"
"Geeet out of my claaassss"
"YOU are THAT"
"...come sit right here"
"I AM NOT TALKING TO YOU OKAY!!! JUSSSHADDDDDUPPP!!!"
"I want you out of my class right now, I'm calling Mrs. Chu."
Onye: "CHILL OUT BRO!" "Don't call me that okay, I am not your bro!"
Onye: "SHUT UP FOOL!" "OYE? What you call me? A FOOL?!?"
"When I retire, I want to see you on the street, MAN TO MAN!"
Get away from me, you might kill me!"
"He is going to fail even if I lose my job!"
Onye: "I can beat you up!" "OH YEAH? TRY IT!"

by Mumu Garci April 28, 2009

charlie gardiner

A fat cunt that is 2 foot tall and 4 foot wide

Person 1: Shut the fuck up I might as well call you Charlie Gardiner
Person 2: Take that back, that shit hurted.

by Thicc Dad 69 April 23, 2019

Mikayla Garcia

funny, reasonable, and the best friend you could have.

Person 1: “Hey, have you met Mikayla?”
Person 2: “Mikayla Garcia?”
Person 1: “Yeah.”

Person 2: “Yes ofc! She’s my best friend!”

by Fyckyouh🤒 January 31, 2022

Jerry Garcia

Jerry Garcia was the lead guitarist, vocalist, and spokesman for the the Grateful Dead. Throughout his career, he led the Dead through numerous changes, becoming one of the most famous figures in the history of modern rock and folk. Jerry pursued many side projects, ranging from the bluegrass group Old & in the Way to his folky solo recordings. Garcia stayed active as a member of the Grateful Dead and as a solo performer until his death in 1995.

A music "god" to many of his hippie followers from the 60's-until his death is 1995. A father to many, "Jerry's kid" was a popular bumper sticker during the Grateful Dead years. We lament the death of our beloved Jerry, and we continue to remember him and see the rest of his band, The Dead, tour and put on some great shows. Thingswont be the same, but we gotta keep on truckin'

Nobody stopped thinking about those psychedelic experiences. Once you've been to some of those places, you think, "How can I get back there again but make it a little easier on myself?"
-JERRY GARCIA

by deadhead mama January 24, 2005

Jim Gaffigan

Pale

"...my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John."
-Jim Gaffigan

by aaargh i am not a pirate April 23, 2011