Gabber Polka

The hybrid bastard of Gabber and Polka music, combining 19th century duple time Bohemian dance tunes with modern, heart-stopping 808 beats exceeding speeds of 300 BPM, making the hop-step-close-step Polka dance virtually impossible except when under the influence of methamphetamine cocktails.
Gabber Polka was conceived in 2003 by DJ Leo Ascarrunz of Bolivia and San Francisco writer/author laureate Tom Carter while programming streaming music for their web site.

Only three Gabber Polka songs are known to exist: one of traditional Gabber Polka named ‘Liechtensteiner Nightmare,’ another of the more expressive Progressive Gabber Polka called ‘Crank & Beer,’ and the third of the underground Deep Progressive Gabber Polka named ‘Murder, Poland Style.’

by MPB October 9, 2003

Gayberry

A blackberry for a gay.

The Look: Traditionally covered in a purple, pink, leopard, or a neon yellow (with sparkles) case.

Purpose: The functions of the Gayberry include: (G)BM'ing the Night's Hook-Up, checking/updating your Manhunt profile, taking pictures of the obscene straight girl in the gay club, all while answering e-mails and talking to your mom.

Hey Bry, your Gayberry is buzzing...again.

by Gayberry Poster May 8, 2009

Garner Senior High School

where everyone is either having or has had sex with everyone, their mom/dad, school teacher, and her sister, and where a new cheerleader carries on the tradition of sucking off the whole football team every year. Also where teachers frequently drink during class time. Best place to find the widest range of drugs to kill yourself with.

Great Students with High Standards for their sex partners, and drugs.

by GSHS alumni :( February 26, 2005

Dirty Gerber

While dressed in authentic Amish garb, open up the ass of your partner, pour in some heavy cream and churn away to create some dirty butter. Way to go Eli!

Man, this toast tastes funny, "it's probably from that Dirty Gerber I made last night.

by Captain Terrwilliger September 22, 2008

Ghetto Garner

the most ghetto school in Emerica

Kendall and Josh go to Ghetto Garner.

by Kendall Presidente September 24, 2006

Gerber Ab Stab

When engaging in sexual intercourse and about to ejaculate, pull out a knife along with your penis, stab her in the stomach. Replant your penis inside the wound and proceed with ejaculation.

"Yo, I wasn't trying to get that girl pregnant so I pulled a gerber ab stab on that bitch ya know."

by Jonathan Marquise June 15, 2003

gaybercrombie

1. A style of clothing, consisting of wearing t-shirts that are slightly too small (in order to make one appear more muscular), baggy shorts dreadfully in need of ironing, visible brightly colored boxers and sandals, and rope or beaded necklaces. The clothing is designed to entice teenage and college aged males to partially undress together and participate in bisexual behavior. The partial undressing is necessary in order preserve the feeling of bi- or homosexuality acquired by donning the clothes in the first place.

2. The effect on one's attitude and persona of wearing clothing from abercrombie (or hollister), identifiable most often as a reversion to teen or pre-teen behavior. This can also include a sudden urge to drop to your knees in front of another abercrombie/hollister wearing male.

"Dude let's to to Abercrombie." "Shut up bro you're makin' me horny again."

"What are you wearing bro?" "Gaybercrombie shirt, gaybercrombie jeans and no underwear." "Hot..wanna cum over?" "Yeah, long as you're wearing gaybercrombie too bro."



I can't believe nobody defined gaybercrombie yet.

by ryanatucf September 29, 2008