Michael Goppert

A silly little jew that enjoys shitty BTEC games such as Warframe and Islands of Nyne. You never really know whats coming next with this sneaky little devil, and you don't really care to know. Hes a big hand full to cut it short.

"Sandras boyfriend is a complete knob that likes those shitty valve games, and pestering people?!? What a Michael Goppert."

by HexyBoii July 28, 2018

gaper

A girl who's slept with so many men that her anus and/or vagina is stretched beyond normality, thus "gaping"

She's not a virgin, she's a damned gaper.

by mei0023 April 6, 2005

Gipper

A combination of gangsta and chipper. A hybrid word (see crunk). As seen on the popular TV show Tosh.0

Hey, I just got some ice cream from that ice cream truck that did not hit me. Gee golly I feel gipper.

by BMOSlice January 26, 2011

Gaper Delay

The amount of time it takes a fisted asshole to close back up!!

I fisted the hell out of me Julie last night!! I caused a 5 minute Gaper Delay!!

by A.D.218 October 10, 2008

Gapped

What happins to a womens inner thighs after too much innercourse with many partners.

"Damn B, Beth's P-Jawn is freekin' gapped." or "I banged Susan until she was gapped."

by The Game February 9, 2003

gupper

term often used for a person to indicate his character. Relating to gupping.

He is a big gupper.

by anshalt January 12, 2013

gaper

a skier. Skiers are called gapers because of the gaping hole between their legs and skis. Also known to do the gaper tuck. Has nothing to do with their hats and goggles and is only correct when used to describe skiers not snowboarders.

Distressed skier: Hey, you almost ran me over! (...after almost being ran over...)
Punk snowboarder: Fuck you, gaper! (...rides off...) Eat shit! (...runs into a barney and breaks his collarbone...)

by Seatthell January 31, 2007