A male inmate in a correctional facility, that masturbates while staring at a female guard. The inmate fantasizes that he is having intercourse with the guard, while choking the chicken. This is called "gunning". Inmates in youthful offender facilities are called "young gunners". They are said to be quick on the draw and not afraid to gun down a C. O.
Man I walked by the shitter, and it was full of young gunners gunning down the cafeteria lady. All I heard was booyaka booyaka!!
by Dj splackdaddy September 27, 2020
Get the Gunnermug. The kind of guy your super judgmental grandma would still love. A Gunner is a true Casanova who has more ladies than Kylie Jenner has Instagram followers. Mr. Steal Yo Woman? More like Mr. Steal Yo Woman, Yo Girlfriend, Yo Mom, Yo social Security Nu... whoops, too far, but you get the point! Once any woman lays eyes on this unstoppable force, there’s no use trying to shield her attention. No use checking this dude’s vibe, your vibe doesn’t even COMPARE to his. He is, as 80’s boomers would say, totally rad. All in all, if your friends with a Gunner, then your pretty lucky to be friends with such an awesome dude.
“Did you hear he got asked out by twelve girls just last week?!”
“Yeah, my girlfriend ditched me for him, and he didn’t even say yes to her.”
“Dang, what a cool guy, he is such a Gunner.”
“Yeah, my girlfriend ditched me for him, and he didn’t even say yes to her.”
“Dang, what a cool guy, he is such a Gunner.”
by ZestyPadre104 February 19, 2020
Get the Gunnermug. Gunneritis (n.)
A chronic and incurable psychological condition affecting football fans, characterized by unwavering support for Arsenal Football Club despite repeated heartbreak, underachievement, and self-inflicted setbacks.
Symptoms:
False hope syndrome – Convincing oneself that "this is our year" every August, only to be mathematically humbled by March.
Top 4 Fever – Viewing fourth place as a trophy and celebrating it accordingly.
Trophy Hallucinations – Repeatedly reminiscing about the Invincibles era as if it happened yesterday, despite it being over two decades ago.
Red Card Rage Disorder – A tendency for one’s team to collect unnecessary red cards at crucial moments, often ruining promising matches.
Europa League Fatigue – The annual cycle of dropping from the Champions League group stage or bottling Europa League knockout rounds.
Managerial Denial Syndrome – Believing every new manager is "the one," before inevitably calling for their sacking within three seasons.
Spurs Obsession – Measuring success against Tottenham, even when finishing trophyless.
Prognosis:
No known cure.
Condition worsens in February/March when the annual title collapse occurs.
Symptoms temporarily subside after occasional FA Cup wins but quickly return.
Treatment:
Lower expectations.
Embrace banter.
Consider switching to a stress-free sport like chess.
Accept that Arsenal will Arsenal, no matter what.
A chronic and incurable psychological condition affecting football fans, characterized by unwavering support for Arsenal Football Club despite repeated heartbreak, underachievement, and self-inflicted setbacks.
Symptoms:
False hope syndrome – Convincing oneself that "this is our year" every August, only to be mathematically humbled by March.
Top 4 Fever – Viewing fourth place as a trophy and celebrating it accordingly.
Trophy Hallucinations – Repeatedly reminiscing about the Invincibles era as if it happened yesterday, despite it being over two decades ago.
Red Card Rage Disorder – A tendency for one’s team to collect unnecessary red cards at crucial moments, often ruining promising matches.
Europa League Fatigue – The annual cycle of dropping from the Champions League group stage or bottling Europa League knockout rounds.
Managerial Denial Syndrome – Believing every new manager is "the one," before inevitably calling for their sacking within three seasons.
Spurs Obsession – Measuring success against Tottenham, even when finishing trophyless.
Prognosis:
No known cure.
Condition worsens in February/March when the annual title collapse occurs.
Symptoms temporarily subside after occasional FA Cup wins but quickly return.
Treatment:
Lower expectations.
Embrace banter.
Consider switching to a stress-free sport like chess.
Accept that Arsenal will Arsenal, no matter what.
by BurgerBucks March 11, 2025
Get the GUNNERITISmug. To ejaculate into a Man's ass, then pull out and finish on their back. Commonly done with a Hoosayne or Quartney.
by NotYunus July 21, 2019
Get the Gunnermug. When u have a female behind a wendys dumpster and have said female in missionary you then plug her anus with your thumb
by Poophole screwer June 9, 2022
Get the Gunners plugmug. Squat down, put you hand behind you right leg and masturbate vigorously until you explode everywhere like a machine gun, ergo Russian gunner
Boy 1: " I tried the Russian gunner last night"
Boy 2: "Oh? What happened"
Boy 1: "I think I declared war"
Boy 2: "Oh? What happened"
Boy 1: "I think I declared war"
by ThePandaKing November 1, 2011
Get the The Russian Gunnermug. by Some dude with a tractor March 22, 2021
Get the Gunnermug.