jobby gobble

The term for a scenario when someone performs anal intercourse following with the receiving partner carrying out the act of oral sex on their partners faeces covered phallus.

Girl: That was intense, we have to do that again!
Guy: I know, wanna finish up with a jobby gobble?

by TomJUK January 19, 2008

gobble gum

Where someone without teeth gives you a blowjob.

Wow... I saw your grandmother last night and got a great gobble gum.

by Dexter FIshbourne January 15, 2016

gobble shaft

the gobbleshaft can be best defined as the act of holding the woman by the ears then proceeding to thrust repeatedly in her mouth until climax then soon after you flip her over and penetrate her asshole in one stroke hence giving her the shaft

some dude: Yo I gobble shafted the hell out of her!!
Adam likes to gobble shaft the ladies 24/7

by Kiro the mother fucka March 9, 2015

Knobly Gobbly

n. v. To get head, to be fellashed.

Literally, to have one's knob gobbled.

syn. Blow job, head, fellatio, deepthroat, blumpkin, beej

Dude 1: Saw you take that girl to your room. Did you skewer that broad?
Dude 2: Nah, bad timing... got a knobly gobbly tho!
Dude 3: Noice!!!!

by Ser Gobbles January 30, 2012

gobble the nob

Gobble the nob is British slang for giving head to a male person.

Ira felt so much better after he'd pulled out his wang and, by waving it in front of her face, convinced Wanda to gobble the nob.

by http://bit.ly/VfHlm4 January 30, 2014

Garbage Gobble

When you are getting up the road with an exotic tart at the local recycling centre, and you have the stellar idea to get inside of the Rubbish receptacle and begin to engage in loud obnoxious sex; then you get your pathetically proportioned pecker out and roll it into the grime at the bottom of the trash can. Now your pork sword is covered in Bin slime, stick it into the mouth of your plucky local whore.

" I gave a proper mouthwatering Garbage Gobble to Becky behind Holland and Barrett, Down by the Bins"

by Bikeseatsniffing4dayz January 2, 2020

Dundee Gobble

Notorious act of violently head butting a victim unconscious and then giving them a blowjob whilst they’re out cold. Particularly popular method of assault in Dundee, Scotland.

Person 1: “Ya see Wee Big Clossie last night? the raj bastard was laying into some shower ay shit that was gettin’ cheeky with him”
Person 2: “Aye, was fuckin mortal man. He noshed the cunt off with a right good Dundee Gobble”

by ScotsExposed July 26, 2018