jobby gobble

The term for a scenario when someone performs anal intercourse following with the receiving partner carrying out the act of oral sex on their partners faeces covered phallus.
Girl: That was intense, we have to do that again!
Guy: I know, wanna finish up with a jobby gobble?
by TomJUK January 19, 2008
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gobble gum

Where someone without teeth gives you a blowjob.
Wow... I saw your grandmother last night and got a great gobble gum.
by Dexter FIshbourne November 11, 2015
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gobble shaft

the gobbleshaft can be best defined as the act of holding the woman by the ears then proceeding to thrust repeatedly in her mouth until climax then soon after you flip her over and penetrate her asshole in one stroke hence giving her the shaft
some dude: Yo I gobble shafted the hell out of her!!
Adam likes to gobble shaft the ladies 24/7
by Kiro the mother fucka March 09, 2015
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Garbage Gobble

When you are getting up the road with an exotic tart at the local recycling centre, and you have the stellar idea to get inside of the Rubbish receptacle and begin to engage in loud obnoxious sex; then you get your pathetically proportioned pecker out and roll it into the grime at the bottom of the trash can. Now your pork sword is covered in Bin slime, stick it into the mouth of your plucky local whore.
" I gave a proper mouthwatering Garbage Gobble to Becky behind Holland and Barrett, Down by the Bins"
by Bikeseatsniffing4dayz January 02, 2020
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gobble robber

A gobble robber is any person who steals a turkey (live,cooked, frozen, stuffed, cement it doesn't matter as long as it's a turkey), quite possibly for some unknown ritual or deviant sexual practice.
Hey Phil look at that Butterball you stinkin gobble robber.
by Larry Brown December 18, 2009
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schlong gobbled

Eager to provide oral service to a cock(s).

Not stopping until all parties involved are satisfied
I sure schlong gobbled that redneck cowboy last night.
by Throbbin_Rob November 09, 2019
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