Garlic fried croissant butter monkey balls

A food staple in Wyoming usually enjoyed after a session of Heith'sTaran'mcfigleton'hoohah for a long period of time

Damn those Garlic fried croissant butter monkey balls were so good I decided to Heith'sTaran'mcfigleton'hoohah my friend

by Canadian doltwad May 13, 2022

glarbadabo

Evies first word(kinda). She said it on november 25th 2019.

Yesterday evie said glarbadabo.

by Xxpog_boy October 22, 2022

The Garland

The act of taking a life size image of some one you are obsessed with, have sexual fantasies, or like naked and tape or glue it to a punching bag, afterwards you take a dildo or strap-on on the crotch of the picture. after that take off your pants, push the bag as hard as you can and bend over

dat bitch loves him so much the garlands herself

by natezilla66 February 25, 2011

Garbo glare

The look a person gives to nearby strangers or patrons that makes it clear that they want to be alone.

George noticed an attractive woman sitting by herself at the end of the bar, but as he stood up she flashed him the Garbo glare and he sat back down.

by Laughlynne July 27, 2017

North garland

The nations school for fuckboys and thots. Good luck finding a serious relationship

Good luck finding a relationship at north garland

by Slave owner08 January 30, 2019

Merrick Garland

It’s like a cock block but a judge block

Turtle Mitch pulling a Merrick Garland.

by Saramishawn October 26, 2020

Dark Garland

Attorney General Merrick Garland’s alter ego

One day after transnational mobster and criminal The Former Guy demanded DOJ release the warrant to search his Florida shithole, Dark Garland stepped to the podium and said “I’ve authorized release of the warrant so America can see how royally fucked you are. your move, traitor”

by Uncle Joosie August 11, 2022