Beat a genshin impact player day

The day on December 7 you can beat up every genshin impact player and they can't fight back

Person1: Hey bro. it's beat a genshin impact player day!
Person2: Oh wow. I see one over there, let's give it a beating

by Dakewer December 7, 2021

Genshin Impact

Debt disguised as an anime game.

person 1: you wanna play genshin impact?
person 2: no, i don't feel like losing all my money today

by Nic0981323 March 5, 2023

Genshin Impact

The game that not only turns your kids gay, but it’s also the root cause for bankruptcy, low GPAs, and the prime reason digital footprint exists.

Mars: Oh fuck me!

Gia: What’s wrong?

Mars: Our family has gone bankrupt! Billy spent over $7000+ on this game called “Gayshit Impact” and now he won’t stop talking about this guy named Zhongli and how he’s married to him! Isn’t that strange?! We also lost our house because Billy bought this thing called a…”C6 Zhongli?” I should disown him!

Gia: Aah. Your son has become a victim of Their brainwashing. Genshin Impact has done it again.

by ashcrayfr February 14, 2023

Genshin Impact

Prison for adults. just dont play it unless you are checking it out

Jake: Hey Have you heard of Genshin Impact?
Mike: GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD

by The_One_Who_Asked February 22, 2023

Pulling a Genshin Impact

The act of creating a character that is canonically above the age of consent, but has the appearance of a minor that is identifiable by many.

"I swear to god. That fucking character right there? That shit's straight up pulling a Genshin Impact."
"Holy shit, why do they look so young?"
"Yeah, you can't tell me that's not a fucking minor. That shit's seriously on Rule34?"
"Yeah, that's pretty appalling, ngl."

by flatulencenuggets December 28, 2023

genshin impact

Royale High graphics and looks, storyline of random 10yr twitch streamers :)

Genshin impact is a game that is edible?

by Ihatechildren105 February 5, 2024

Genshin Impact

Genshin Impact™ is a game designed by the Chinese Communist party for the sole purpose of convincing morbidly obese unfunny American band students to blow their entire savings on 3D rendered breasts and inevitably get fuck all thus preventing said weeabo americans from ever breeding and thus wiping out the shower avoidant twats from the face of the earth.

Player : "Ah fuck I lost the 50/50 in Genshin Impact™ again. Well I'll go back to fapping to literal drawings of children and browsing r/goodanimememes."

by hutaolover🥺 January 14, 2023