Gaylord

It was once said to be the most powerful weapon known to man until Ur Grandpa Apache Attack Helicopter came into play. Our Savior Shrek once used this in the death of Hitler. After the rise of the Lord Donald J. Trump Gaylord was forgotten and never to be used again.

Look at this fucking Gaylord.

by Bottletop69 May 29, 2018

Gaylord

You

Matt is a gaylord

by TheMagicMan1 May 12, 2018

Gaylord Tate

hottest person ever (not u)

"hey look its gaylord tate!"

"i wish i was him :( maybe id actually pull"

by shartzalot69 October 18, 2022

Gaylord II

1. A high bar move in gymnastics invented by Olympic Athlete, Mitch Gaylord.

2. When you go on an ATV ride with another man. Preferably, one person drives while on the lap of the other.

1. John performed a very impressive Gaylord II in tonight's competition.

2. John and I are going to Gaylord II over to my house.

by Mitch Gaylord February 9, 2022

gaylord

a mother fucking hot sexy black like really black n word with a fabulous bbc.

oh my he has a bbc.*falls in love* must be a gaylord

by harderstepbrojohnny April 20, 2022

Gaylord

A place in northern Michigan where you can walk to almost any person and buy a joint. The only place you can buy an unlaced joint is the dispensary. The school systems (the drug trafficking home) are the place where females get pregnant before legal consent age.

Let’s go to Gaylord to bang some chicks and get a joint

by Billy Jean Epstein March 3, 2021

Gaylord

A male who likes women but only if they have a strapon on.

Johnny is such a Gaylord. he ordered a strapon for his girlfriend

by emus8654 March 11, 2021