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Gasping for Breath

When you drop a long-ass shit -- so long, that the tapered head sticks out of the water and then is reluctant to go all the way down right away when you flush.
Tom: Dick, look at the long-ass shit I just dropped. (Flush --)

Dick: It won't go all the way down -- it's gasping for breath.
by RWClassABoomer March 16, 2009
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Gaspo

Sex in a bag!!
Damn, that girl is a gaspo!
by Mama Tits January 12, 2010
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Gasparutti

A last name given to an Italian sex machine. Dark, sexy, mysterious- everyone wants this person. Very unique style, and listens to 'marmite' music.. you either love it or you hate it. But you love Gasparutti for their individuality. You just can't get enough of their happy, loud, and extremely crazy personality. Although sometimes people mistake Gasparutti for being annoying, they are not; you just need to learn to love them. They will always cheer you up and their laugh is super contagious.
If you like Lady Gaga, you're a true Gasparutti.
by beffanny July 12, 2010
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Gasparilla

A holiday celebration taking place in Tampa, FL every year. Pirates invade and kegs are the bounty
The BEST HOLIDAY EVER... GASPARILLA
by coolkat1111111111111111 September 12, 2010
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Gasparations

an exclamation normally used when excited or shocked.
He said: yeah i was cleanin my room and i found like 10.00
She said : well Gasparations! That makes me wanna go clean my room!
by Woodsgirl March 27, 2008
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Gašper

The smartest person on the planet. Usually get all the girls. Has an enormous cock...
He is a Gašper
by Uh daddy October 30, 2020
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Gaspucci

It's a pro clubs team full of top shaggers
Have you seen gaspucci they make me so wet
by Ouli February 16, 2021
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