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Futab

a shorter, memetic nickname for the character Futaba Sakura from the JRPG game Persona 5
Why do we have hands? There are many reasons:
- pat the Futab
- hold the Futab
- cherish the Futab
- forfeit all mortal possessions to the Futab
by abagar2000 December 14, 2021
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futabout

An acronym for fuck is you talking about
Keith: I just hit a lick
Danny:futabout
by Krypticatom February 22, 2022
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Futanari Effect

A partially or entirely made up story with the intention of giving false pride to Greece or greeks.

Origin: George Futanaris, a greek tradwr who lived while the events of the greek revolution were happening who caused inflation problems to the Ottomans, hence Futanari Inflation
The greek language could have been the international language of the world but lost by one vote(example of futanari effect)
by GeorgeFuta September 4, 2022
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ur aunti futanari

Person 1: Ur Granpap A Trap
Person 2: Ur Aunti Futanari
*The earth is exploded by the death star*
by Miles_Bey0nd May 13, 2018
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futazi

heh, so much for the post to the loser who said it would never update... now we got proof to put it in your face...www.futazi.com NOW what isnt updated..bitches.. anyway.. futazi is a place for mature people who like to have conversation with each other and arent too uptight about everything.. except for beheading videos ahem...moch
you know what?? i got a new nickname at futazi that i just love...

babyfatass... its got a ring to it...
gonna have to make a screenname outta that one day
THANKS MOCHA FOR THE NICKNAME AND THE SECOND DEFINITION OF FUTAZI!!! YOU ARE THE GREATEST luv ya...
muah!!!
by babyfatass (remember me???) April 24, 2005
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Futanari Porn

Futanari Porn is a type of porn that shows that the girls have dicks. Futanari Porn is also used in Hentai and 3D Animations. When watching Futanari, you may be confused with the body's gender because... yes.
I'M gonna watch a Futanari Porn and jerk off to... He or She?
by 中国人解释词 March 29, 2022
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Futanari

Fu-ta-nari:
Formally a verb, but popularly an adjective.
Formal: verb: Root syllables mean: 'fool the sorry'.
Common: adjective: 'dual form', with implied meaning of: having penis and vagina.

Futanari originated as both an experiment and joke amongst cartoonists. Exhausted and bored, a few endeavoring cartoonists decided to set the standard for Trolling. These fellows created and marketed the genre "futanari".

Influenced by the likes of George Orwell's '1984' and Adolf Hitler's 'Mein Kampf', the artists harnessed the power of "DoubleThink" and the "The Big Lie" observation. They generated and distributed a heinous and hideous form of art using the catalysing advertising phrases "it's a female", "it's perfectly okay", "it's prettier than a man", and "it's more eroticism on one person". These tactical false advertising catalysts tend to allow Futa infection in a most impressionable, naive, and cognitively compromised audience with demand for futa.

Known to pornographers and sexually experienced men for thousands of years is the fact that women are erotic if they are enjoyable during copulation. Futanari, with rigid and gigantic penises protruding from the vaginal area of a human, depicts a very obvious obstacle to deep, satisfying, intimate, enveloping penetration. Coupled with the typical emotive characteristic of this Futa human of being dominating, Futanari clearly describes a mate which is highly dissonant with that which human males have evolved to sexually desire.
Male A) "See that hermaphrodie over there?"
Male B) "Yeah. That's...quite unpleasant to think about. Are you trolling me?"
Male A) "Yeah. Haha... =D"
Male B) "Ugh."
(futa)

Later in the evening:

Male A) "Hey check out this hot hentai manga on E-Hentai."
Male B) "Whoa not bad! I haven't seen this one before."
Male A) "I'm hungry I'm gonna go make a pizza from scratch. I'll be in the kitchen." <steps out of room>
One minute passes.
Male B)"DAMMIT MAN F*CK YOU!"
Male A) "HAHAHAHAHA..."

There are no examples with multiple people experiencing enjoyment of futa because people who like futanari have various ailments which prohibit them from associating with others. Additionally, people tend not to mention the word because the concept is so revolting that it "crosses the line" of disgust, whereas Two Girls One Cup, chopped off penises, and baby-torture are absolutely dandy subjects.
by Merriam Webster Inc. November 2, 2012
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