Funnel DIck

a funnel dick is someone who is clumsy or someone who is just simply put fucking shit up for them or for some one else..... you can be a permanent funnel dick, the clumsy route.........or you can do a action that results in being called a funnel dick and thats when you have fucked up or fucked someone else up

DUDE! I should have never sucked that dudes dick now I feel like a total Funnel dick

dude im such a funnel dick I couldn't catch the ball today in football

o man yesterday I know I was being a funnel dick when I unintentionally cock blocked you bro

by r-dogthesmooth November 15, 2009

funnel caker

a person who really likes funnel cakes.

John: I want to go to a carnivel & get some funnel cake.

Sally: Your such a funnel caker.

by breezybree June 30, 2009

fist funnel

a funnel into which one inserts their fist for sexual gratification

she wouldn't let me stick it up her wrongun, so I fist funnelled her sharpish

by Thombone Catkins December 2, 2010

Chutney Funnel

An anal passage into which foodstuffs may be inserted for the purpose of sexual pleasure.

I saw Katrina last night. She asked me to pour milkshake in her chutney funnel but I respectfully declined.

by chutneylover August 20, 2010

Funnel Race

"Funnel Racing" involves two people with two drinking funnels. Both individuals attempt to finish their funnel full of beer quicker then the other. Whoever finishes first is the winner.

We have two funnels if you want to do a funnel race, but don't do it with Taylor; he's simple minded and will be confused that you didn't call it a funnel fight.

by Pocket Ninja January 13, 2009

funnel opening

When you open up a women's vagina like a funnel and finger it.

I can't wait to do the funnel opening tonight babe.

by Big Richard 114 May 11, 2017

Liquor Funnel

The body part that transfers liquor from a bottle to your bloodstream and then to your "ass" aka mouth; turning you into a total asshole, ass wipe, ass face that talks out of your ass.

He couldn't keep his liquor funnel shut so now he is getting an ass whooping by that random dude.

by Bobby Tanqueray June 12, 2016