Funnel DIck

a funnel dick is someone who is clumsy or someone who is just simply put fucking shit up for them or for some one else..... you can be a permanent funnel dick, the clumsy route.........or you can do a action that results in being called a funnel dick and thats when you have fucked up or fucked someone else up

DUDE! I should have never sucked that dudes dick now I feel like a total Funnel dick

dude im such a funnel dick I couldn't catch the ball today in football

o man yesterday I know I was being a funnel dick when I unintentionally cock blocked you bro

by r-dogthesmooth November 15, 2009

Funnel cake

After taking a dump, the dumper then jerks off onto it. The white resembles the powdered sugar ontop of a funnel cake.

Billy woke up hungover and with blueballs. He took a shit first then took care of his pent up energy. After looking at his creation, he realized he was hungry for a funnel cake.

by Jogen2 July 28, 2023

Crumb-funnel

When eating a slice of cake from a paper plate, upon completion, and subsequent satisfactory mastication, the plate is rolled into a tube-like shape and used to funnel the remaining crumbs into ones mouth. Thus, a crumb funnel is born.

This cake is delicious, Samantha, forgive my use of the crumb-funnel!

Tommy had a great time crumb-funneling the remains of Georgina's Victoria sponge!

by Chinza_mcgru January 03, 2012

funnel sucker

Scotish slang for Lesbian: See also carpet muncher

"Jesus, did you see the front bumpers on that funnel sucker ?"

by Haggis February 19, 2005

funnel cloud

When You Fart In Your Hand Than Put It In Soneones Face.

John Gave Beth A Funnel Cloud In Bed .

by muntx February 04, 2017

Liquor Funnel

The body part that transfers liquor from a bottle to your bloodstream and then to your "ass" aka mouth; turning you into a total asshole, ass wipe, ass face that talks out of your ass.

He couldn't keep his liquor funnel shut so now he is getting an ass whooping by that random dude.

by Bobby Tanqueray April 13, 2016

Chutney Funnel

An anal passage into which foodstuffs may be inserted for the purpose of sexual pleasure.

I saw Katrina last night. She asked me to pour milkshake in her chutney funnel but I respectfully declined.

by chutneylover August 20, 2010