Skip to main content

fuckwit

A manner of notifying someone that they are about to attempt or have recently attempted and act which may endanger themselves or others. Usually applied to those who have no common-sense, limited intelligence, excessive enthusiasm and didn't file a Job Safety Assessment or Risk Assessment with their brains before attempting the act.
"Oi! Ya fuckwit! A u-turn over double lines in peak hour traffic at 100 km/h on a motorcycle is a bit fucking stupid! If ya failed I would have laughed me way through your fuckin' funeral!"

"Whaddya mean you tested how sharp the knife was with your hand? You fuckwit!"

"You cut your hand taking the seed out of an avocado? You fuckwit. You're so stupid you should be British." ref: 'avocado hand', a peculiar British ailment.
by TechnoHippie February 25, 2021
mugGet the fuckwit mug.

Fuckwit

by AnonIII July 2, 2012
mugGet the Fuckwit mug.

Vainglorious Fuckwit

Term defining Donald Trump and/or all known associates, past and present.
"Did you read the latest 2 am rage tweet by that vainglorious fuckwit in the White House?
by Cantankerous Coot June 5, 2025
mugGet the Vainglorious Fuckwit mug.

Fuckwit

A person that is generally a dickhead; that usually annoys everyone.
Person 1 - Bro your mother should have aborted you, extra chromosome cunt.
Person 2 - Shut the fuck up you fuckwit.
by 20chromosomes November 6, 2018
mugGet the Fuckwit mug.

Fuckwit

You see that lizzy girl? Yeah she's a fuckwit.
by p0yzn May 7, 2015
mugGet the Fuckwit mug.

fuckwit

oh Lee’s such a fuckwit
by apologetic horse arse November 28, 2024
mugGet the fuckwit mug.

fuckwit

someone that is a complete fuckwit/idiot
your a complete fuckwit now fuck off cunt
by sally tight flaps June 26, 2022
mugGet the fuckwit mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email