Fucktard is the shortening of Fucking Retard.
by Prince1989 November 22, 2011
Person who believes that String Theory states that neutrons have charge.
Person who believe that reading Wikipedia makes you a genius in everything
Also,
Person who believes that geologist fathers means that cells undergo combustion.
Person who believe that reading Wikipedia makes you a genius in everything
Also,
Person who believes that geologist fathers means that cells undergo combustion.
by Omega Jew December 02, 2007
by t3kn0 April 07, 2004
1. A combination of the words "fuck" and "retard". Used to describe someone who is so fucking retarded that there was no word to describe their stupidity. Thus the birth of "fucktard"
2. One who kills teammates, coworkers, friends, allies, buddies, or comrades. Usually happens through an accidentally through an act of supreme stupidity.
2. One who kills teammates, coworkers, friends, allies, buddies, or comrades. Usually happens through an accidentally through an act of supreme stupidity.
by Kael W April 30, 2010
A person sooo incredibly stupid, the situation calls for not one, but two insults. And not hyphenated. Oh, no. Two in one. To be used only in the most dire of situations, with caution. Don't put it in a sentance with other words, it doesn't belong there.
"Dylan decided to test the electric dog collar. He just ran through the electric fence, and now he's on the ground. I'm pretty sure he isn't breathing."
"Fucktard"
"Fucktard"
by eleanor-grace March 31, 2008
There are various levels of idiocy prevalent in society. One can be described as an idiot, a dipshit or possibly an assclown. However, those who are bestowed with the debatable gift of total idiocy may be described as a fucktard. This word is a contraction of the two words 'fucking', and 'retard'. A fucktard will undoubtedly show the uncanny ability to annoy the shit out of his/her peers, through attempts at humour, hypocrisy or sheer idiocy. Generally fucktards are seen by everyone to be anyone who is destined to be an absolute failure at life.
Alex makes attempts at humor which only he considers funny, as a means to find friends at school. So far he has been unsuccessful, and will probably go through life in a similar manner. His pathetic attempts at humor alone qualify him to be an absolute fucktard.
by Carey Middleton April 16, 2004
A combination of the words fucking and retard. A shorter and more effective way of putting someone who's incredibly fucking stupid down. Must be used in the right context or it is useless. If the word is fumbled.. Unfortunately, you then become the fucktard..
*GOOD EXAMPLE*
Tim: Dude, what's the difference between tigers and lions?
Dave: Buddy, you're a fucktard if you don't know.
*BAD EXAMPLE*
Tim: So my dog died today..
Dave: Buddy, you're a fucktard.
Tim: Dude, what's the difference between tigers and lions?
Dave: Buddy, you're a fucktard if you don't know.
*BAD EXAMPLE*
Tim: So my dog died today..
Dave: Buddy, you're a fucktard.
by jt92 May 15, 2009