by Stoney March 11, 2005
A term usually used my a older gentleman almost always a golf player when hit in the ankle with a golf club by his Son.
Son: ........(acting stupid and hits father in ankle with golf club)
Father: “god damn fuck me to tears”
Father: “god damn fuck me to tears”
by Thatdudebecool July 09, 2018
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If someone tries to hug you on April 22 then you can slap them and say it’s national don’t fucking touch me day, and walk away.
by Hazelynn April 17, 2019
A phrase used to express frustration and exasperation at a given situation (most likely a situation in which you are helpless). Similar to fuck me but for the more extreme cases. To be used sparingly, only in occasions deserving of such vulgarity, as not to dull the expression from overuse.
Upon learning that he still has ten more days of school, not two, Rob exclaims, "Fuck me in the face."
(At the student union)
Friend: "Hey, isn't that your ex-boyfriend? The one went all crazy bitch on yesterday? Shit, he's coming over."
Girl: "Dammit I can't handle this. Fuck me in the face."
(At the student union)
Friend: "Hey, isn't that your ex-boyfriend? The one went all crazy bitch on yesterday? Shit, he's coming over."
Girl: "Dammit I can't handle this. Fuck me in the face."
by CherryQ January 08, 2008
Words that mean to fuck the life out of her , slap her and make her tits and ass jiggle , choke her with your big long dick , cum all over her so she can lick it of her nice juicy pussy.
Women:‘Oh,oh,FUCK ME DADDY,oh yes’
Guy: ‘suck my big dick and get the cum off of it for me’
Women: ‘happily’
*chokes one his dick*
Guy: ‘suck my big dick and get the cum off of it for me’
Women: ‘happily’
*chokes one his dick*
by Awsomesex June 19, 2019
when your shoving your big dick down that thick womans pussy and she screams (uhh yeah daddy thats it harder ,fuck me daddy yes omg please. then you cum inside her
by big hip know it all December 11, 2019