by ObnoxiusPrime December 21, 2018
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Bryce, I’m on my way, don’t worry. I got a fuckton of beer! I have at least 2000 cans bro. Chill.
Bryce, I’m on my way, don’t worry. I got a fuckton of beer! I have at least 2000 cans bro. Chill.
by FreeGame July 4, 2021
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by N0TSAFEF0RW0RK June 17, 2022
Get the Fuckton mug.A fuckton is 2000 dry hump pounds or 2k dh lbs. Since dry humping requires the same effort of force and resistance to gravity as lifting any amount of ass mass at 1.0 g at sea level as free of ass mass does at 1.0g at sea level scientific conversion of fucktons to metric fucktons uses the same conversion constant value as tons converted to metric tons. In the United States if you put a metric fuckton of wet clothes in a dryer rated in regular fucktons at sea level your clothes will not dry in the specified amount of time for said fuckton value. You'll just be dry humping for much longer than you estimated...
"I knew I shouldn't have put a metric fuckton of wet clothes in the dryer.. It's only able to handle a single fuckton. I'm definitely going to be dry humping it out the door now."
by Tokensei December 15, 2022
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"Damn, i could eat a whole fuckton right about now..."
"Damn, i could eat a whole fuckton right about now..."
by Naundrup July 4, 2017
Get the A Fuckton mug.The amount of fucks you give when your girl leaves you, and takes the dog, truck, credit cards, and house keys, with her.
Good luck getting out of that one, buddy. Better hope you’re still on yo mama’s good side...
Good luck getting out of that one, buddy. Better hope you’re still on yo mama’s good side...
You: You know what, take yo money, i don’t need it. I don’t give a fuck anymore.
Your crazy ass gf: you will in a minute. You’ll care a whole ass geometric fuckton. Yk what, gimme my credit cards. Yea, the debit too. And while we’re at it, I want my keys back- to the house AND the car.
Your crazy ass gf: you will in a minute. You’ll care a whole ass geometric fuckton. Yk what, gimme my credit cards. Yea, the debit too. And while we’re at it, I want my keys back- to the house AND the car.
by The_UnlovedOne August 3, 2019
Get the Geometric fuckton mug.Equivalent to 100 million dollars. 1 metric fuckton is 1 metric ton of the largest denomination bill, aka $100. 1 metric ton of bills is 1 million bills, at 1 gram per bill.
by YaBoiBreezy April 27, 2020
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