Frozen Eddy

the act of using a frozen mud rod as a dildo or masturbating device.

I couldn't get it up last night so she had to use the frozen eddy i saved for her later.

by duckarse March 4, 2007

Frozen toilet paper

What you will need after a very spicy meal.

Boy am I glad I have a fresh roll of frozen toilet paper waiting for me at home. This salsa is ripping through me.

by CT Jared December 2, 2010

Frozen Yogurt

Slang term for a Mexican individual.

Our busboy was a real frozen yogurt.

by Webster June 24, 2004

frozencreamery

A young kid who extols the virtues of veganism and doesn't know when to shut up. He may suffer from Asperbergers.

frozencreamery is insufferable.

by ZAQzaq123 September 24, 2009

frozen tundra fish

when you are married for longer than a year and your wife doesn't want sex any longer. These women mostly live in Wisconsin,Minnesota,Iowa

" Hows are you and Jill doing" Geoff asked "Fine other than I am married to a frozen tundra fish!" " You should have married Deb from Nevada"

by acrowsshadow71 May 13, 2010

FROZEN ORANGE

Place an orange in the freezer till frozen. Place in plastic bag and swing at your buddies balls while his not looking. Extra points if he is drinking hot liquids.

Hey Joe I just "frozen oranged" Dolce and his hurting!

by Jack CracX November 7, 2012

frozen toboggan

Canadian version of an Alaskan Pipeline. Taking a dump then putting it in a condom and freezing it to create a dildo and using it as a sex toy for anal or vaginal penetration (usually not oral) on a man or woman.

Joe: Shelley is coming over tonight so I threw a frozen toboggan in the freezer yesterday.
Frank: How prudent.

by Capt. Luge Splooge February 25, 2014