froasting

Froasting

The name given to the condition when you are sick and simultaneously have chills and a fever. A portmanteau of the words freezing and roasting.

Dude, I'm frickin' froasting.

by ahphotovideo September 25, 2010

Floating Cosby

A poop that just came out of you anus and it now floating freely in your toilet.

DUDE THE FLOATING COSBY THAT I JUST POOPED OUT LOOKS LIKE A RABBIT

wtf james why the hell would I want to know that your floating cosby looks like a god damn rabbit

by theguywhofartedinworldstudies November 22, 2010

fronting my pee pee

Adjusting ones junk to a more forward position.

Person 1: What are you doing with your hands down your pants?
Person 2 (young): I'm fronting my pee pee.

by nakedbeans April 6, 2014

Frosting the Brownie

When you masturbate while receiving a Cleveland Steamer, and ejaculate all over the turd on your chest.

Dude, last night my woman gave me a Cleveland Steamer, next thing you know, I cum and I'm Frosting the Brownie!

by purpleknob September 22, 2014

floating an air biscuit

Another word for farting

Oh no I just started floating an air biscuit

by Cleadus fucksinton January 6, 2016

Frosting the Cupcake

when a male makes circular motions around the outside of the vagina with his penis while cumming

Tod: Yea dude, I was frosting the cupcake last night with Rebecca.
Romeo: Wow dude I need to do that.

by crupcaqke October 13, 2016

Floating log

The results of doing a turd in the ocean when camping on the beach.

For example “why are you leaving the tent.”
“I’m going to do a floating log.”
“Oh ok.”

by Dora the whore-a September 22, 2019