disco fries

Ghetto poutine.

Made with mozzarella instead of cheese curds.

Dangit, do I have to go to Canada to get poutine?

Oh well, gotta make disco fries instead.

by King Saladbar February 28, 2014

freedom fries

A sad attempt to "stick it to the french" because they refused to support an unjust and illegal war on Iraq.

by Anonymous April 18, 2003

freedom fries

Nationalism at it's worst.

Dick:Hey Dubbya, let's go get some pretzels
George: No DICK, you know I'm too dumb to eat a pretzel... how about some FREEDOM FRIES

by davey havok May 16, 2003

carne asada fries

the most delicious food known to mankind. loved by almost all in san diego. probably an abomination to true mexican food but theyre just too delicious to pass up.

carne asada fries can basically be purchased at any mexican food place in southern california. hallelujah.

by 2pacalypseNOW August 4, 2008

lamb fries

A fried food item made from sheep balls. Sometimes referred to as Sheep Fries or, partly erroneously, Rocky Mountain Oysters/Mountain Oysters. Popular among farmers who have nothing better to do with piles of testicles from neutered domestic lambs. Featured in the Chevy Chase film "Funny Farm" and in the Discovery Channel television show Dirty Jobs.

How to make:
1. Invert lamb
2. Make small incision in scrot
3. Use front teeth to squeeze balls from scrot (think of squeezing the last bit of toothpaste out or popping a candy from it's wrapper) and subsequently rip them out. Teeth method preferred because it leaves hands free to secure lamb.
4. Wash balls thoroughly
5. Boil until tender (30 to 45 minutes)
6. Roll balls in batter of your choice or roll in egg then bread crumbs
7. Heat about 3/4 inch of vegetable oil to 370 degrees in frying pan
8. Fry until light brown
9. Let cool on a wire rack until ready to consume

Guy: Hey man, you've gotta try these Lamb Fry things I got from my cousin, they're super fire!

Dude: Those are sheep balls, dipshit. I'm not eating those.

Guy: SICK! *guy heaves up lamb fries*

Note: A lamb fry is a rocky mountain oyster but a rocky mountain oyster is not necessarily a lamb fry.

by ShmeeShmaw April 27, 2010

free fries

The chips (aka fries) that you find at the bottom of the McDonalds bag when you take your food out.

"Ok, here's your burger and your fries - hey there's like 5 free fries at the bottom of the bag. Sweet mate!"

by Stitch G July 5, 2006

rofl fries

ROFL Fries are a rare food to come by. In order to recieve these delicicies you must go though a strict process.

First, you go to Chicken Fillet (some place in the mall), and walk up to the counter. At that moment, you hear yourself say "I want a chicken sandwich and some..." only to be stopped mid-sentence and proceed to "ROFL" because of a youtube video you watched the previous night because you h
Causing you to mispronounce "waffle" resulting in ordering "rofl fries."

*Matt walks up to the counter*

Cashier: What can I get ya?
Matt: Get me a chicken sandwich and some..
Cashier: Looks like you could use some rofl fries!
Matt (still Rofling): Silly black people!

by BWStigerts April 9, 2008