Freshman 15 

When a first year college student comes back the following year and appears to have gained about 15 pounds from eating too much and not enough exercise.

Did you see Ashley and her new fatass? She went through Freshman 15.

Freshman 15 by DPKids August 11, 2009

Freshman 9 

the 9 months a girl spends pregnant after becoming a slut her freshman year at college

Freshman 9: a girl goes to bloomsburg and fucks random guys and then becomes pregnant

Freshman 9 by i<3sluts November 3, 2011

freshman crush 

that cute guy whose age is between 18 and 20, but girl you just can't resist him despite being aged 23 to 30

if you have a freshman crush during your mid-to-late twenties, chances are you will be a cougar when you get older

freshman crush by Jerz201 April 11, 2013

freshman drama 

drama caused by (a) freshman(s)

He caused some serious freshman drama with his gay bullshit.

freshman drama by jczlez January 11, 2009

freshman philosophy major 

Latte drinking douche bag in starbucks with a laptop.

Client: "One large hazelnut latte with whipped cream and cinnamon please."
Salesman 1: "Got ourselves another freshman philosophy major..."
Salesman 2: "Yes, yes we do."

freshman philosophy major by jjobson February 20, 2013

Freshman Cute 

Term used to describe someone who was attractive during your freshman year of high school, but got ugly as time progressed

Yo dude, Tanner is so freshman cute.

Freshman Cute by shshshannon December 30, 2010

Freshman Follie 

This phenomenon occurs when a rookie male has his first sexual encounter with a female. Usually, it occurs during a party after excessive alcohol has been consumed. This happens during a third base attempt when the male is stimulating the female genitalia with his tongue. Clearly after such drinking, both parties would have altered judgement, as well as hindered bladder control. Thus, when the male is licking out the female, the girl's loses uterine control as she experiences contractions from the orgasm, and proceeds to squirt vaginal fluid out of herself like Old Faithful. This leaves the male drenched in the juice of the vaginé.

Jake: Dude, I saw you go into the bedroom with Christy. What happened?

Lippy: Well everything was going smoothly until she all over my face.

Jake: Wow, well I guess you just fell for the Freshman Follie.

Lippy: Whatever, she's a slut.

Freshman Follie by TheDoobieBrother November 3, 2011