freshly squeezed

When you squeeze out your farts nice and fresh, they become freshly squeezed!

Hey Steve, come and take a whiff of this fart! It's freshly squeezed too!

by LonePooper February 4, 2018

Fresh off the bone

(1) The period after an erection in which a man's member/phallus is semi-turgid and not quite yet flaccid. Generally, the penis is accompanied by one or more slightly visible veins.

(2) Double entendre (bone=sex): The ten minute period after a ejaculation/intercourse/masturbation session.

Dustin: Wow, you've got kind of a bulge goin' on down there Andy!

Andy: Yeah bro, I was just in my dorm room with this chick named Tatiana. I'm fresh off the bone!

by D.L. Glass August 24, 2009

freshly fucked

the look of just having just had sex/fucked. Hair all wild, face flushed, bone breaking sex leaves a look to you. Freshly fucked is the only thing that can describe that look. just-got-fucked-hair

I look freshly fucked :D

by delusi0n December 5, 2004

Fresh Bread

When your long trail IPA is down to about 1/3, yell "Fresh Bread", drop in your shot of Jager, and proceed to chug.

"Marc was so wasted last night, probably from all that Fresh Bread"

by Gangstafresh December 27, 2012

fresh prince of bel-air

The greatest show ever made in the history of ever! Will Smith is the funniest and hottest actor ever.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Me n Jazz r black,
But Carlton wut r u?

by Bee Szabo September 28, 2004

Fresh Blend

A "Fresh Blend" is a recently acquired new short hair cut. It is called a fresh blend because it it has been styled to perfection by a skilled hairdresser, and combined with a shave, gives you an attractive fresh look to your old scraggly long styled you had before.

Jerome: Hey dude, have you done something with your hair?
Imran: Yeah blud, I got a fresh blend at the weekend man.

by PrimeOne February 11, 2013

fresh bread

Good hot gossip. Still warm from the oven, and still fresh in the mind of the person dispensing it. Not day old stale gossip where the gossiper has forgot some of the subtle details that makes gossip so satisfying.

I overheard a conversation where person A was upset because person B was dishing out juicy gossip, and person A was asking basic question about the information being shared. Person B because she waited so long to share the gossip had forgotten many of the details, and in her discust with person A told her "don't be mad because your not getting fresh bread.

by dehubb133 October 16, 2008