Chronic Monkey Feet

The act of lighting a Tall-Bong by one's self using their feet to hold onto something to light the bong.

I was home alone and all I had to smoke out of was my 5 footer. So I used my Chronic monkey feet to light the Bong.

by The Party Starter June 7, 2010

beat feet

To leave a particular area on foot, esp. at a high rate of speed (e.g. running). This is usually done in anticipation of an unfavorable confrontation or undesirable characteristics of the area.

Most often used in the context of escaping from a particular situation. Named because of the motion and sound produced during the process, i.e. beating one's feet against the pavement.

My bitter ex-girlfriend showed up at the party I was at, so Jeff gave me a heads up and I beat feet.

There were a lot of graffiti and gang members on High Street, so Fred and I beat feet.

by SnarkyNinja June 2, 2009

Six Feet Under

A more poetic way to say someone is dead. Term comes from the practice of digging down six feet below the surface to place coffins.

"Grandpa would have liked this movie if he were alive to see it, but he's six feet under."

by Moondog January 19, 2004

feet

You stand on them... Commonly used in the infamous activity known as walking.

Steve- Hey Jonathon! How are you gonna get around since your car was towed?
Jonathon- Luckily I had a handy ole pair of of feet lying right under my legs...

by Curtis Chavoustie January 9, 2008

fifty feet

The effective range of a pistol. Staying "fifty feet" away from someone with a hand gun makes you safe.

Better give me fifty feet...

by krazeehombre January 14, 2009

crow's feet

The wrinkles around the eyes caused by long-term habitual chronic laughter.

-dude, becca is always laughing at anything and everything.

+yea, that's why she has those ginormous crow's feet.

-fuckin' becca!

by can you guess who June 20, 2005

bare feet

Feet without shoes or socks on them are bare feet. They usually feel wonderful on surfaces from sand to grass, and only really hurt on gravel. Some people do not understand the wonderful feeling that accompanies bare feet. Unfortunately, bare feet are often rejected by society as unprofessional and stinky, but bare feet are only stinky after having been cooped up in socks or shoes. Bare feet quickly lose their smell after a small dose of freedom.

Angelita loved to run around in bare feet, but Joey didn't understand until he tried it. After removing his socks and shoes he cried for joy.

by likephilshead June 10, 2009