dinosaur fossil

A remain of dinosaur that used to be alive.

I'm looking for dinosaur fossils.

by Ritacca February 20, 2023

meth fossil

If your drenched in sweat and you die the sweat cracks back and you become a meth fossil.

That tweaker needs to hydrate he's gonna turn to a meth fossil!!!

by Starsonelaine August 15, 2023

Old fossil

A really old person who is really annoying.

Don’t worry about that old fossil, she’s not getting any at home.

by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

Process Fossil

A workplace procedure that continues to exist long after technology made it unnecessary, usually defended with the phrase “because that’s how we’ve always done it.”

Often involves unnecessary steps like three paper copies, a signature, and filing paperwork that could have been a spreadsheet, email, or photo.

A process fossil survives purely because nobody in management has updated the system since the 1990s.

“Our office requires three paper copies, a signature, and a receipt attached just to verify a $60 purchase.”

“That’s not accounting… that’s a process fossil.”

by millenialstruggles1102 March 6, 2026

Purge the Fossil Record

Remove all texts, emails, photos and calendar entries pertaining to your old girlfriend from your phone, computer and house.

Well, I don’t wanna see her face ever again. Time to purge the fossil record…

by anonymous September 27, 2022