Suck It Forward

Chelsea Handler defined this saying on her Tv show Chelsea Lately on the E! Network As an alternate to Pay it forward.

A final word for my gay fans: Suck it hard, and suck it forward. Suck it forward. You know, like pay it forward. Do a good deed. Like Oprah. But just a little bit different. Suck it forward.

Chelsea Handler

by SBrannan July 27, 2009

Forward Whore

Noun: Someone who consistantly forwards/reposts spam, chain letters, urban legends, dirty jokes or other miscilaneous junk mail to their friends online, regardless of
a) the quality of content
b) the interest or applicability to the intended audience (the Forward whore's address list).
Also referred to as a Spam Whore

Forward Whore: "What's that? Pepsi is making patriotic soda cans that emit the word "God" from the Pledge of Allegiance? zomg! ...must...forward...to all...my friends..."

by Desalora December 28, 2008

smear it forward

Women know that they should always wipe front to back. But there is always lots of dirty bitches who wipe back to front. In doing so it causes the puss area to smell like a dirty garbage dumpster, Hence the term smear it forward.

Paula must not have been taught to wipe properly by her mother, cause I cought her smearing it forward while she was getting ready to go out. Later that night after a few drinks, I went to suck the snapper and I noticed the stench of rancid ass and sharp cheese all in the bottom of a garbage dumpster. Damn it Paula why do you smear it forward?

by Susan & Devon November 10, 2008

forward riddim

a song which has been band in Essex's coz it started fights. coz sum people don't know how to dance to garage music

pow pow East londons finest

by Princess Bitch November 6, 2004

throw forward

The opposite of throwback.

A sudden reminder of the future. This can be brought by hearing a song from you're retired, seeing a future boy/girlfriend, seeing robots etc. Simillar to flash forward.

Going to Mars is always a throw forward...

by robotfrom2154 March 17, 2014

Forward AWOL Recovery Team

The Forward AWOL Recovery Team, or FART is small body of soldiers, usually including the AWOL soldier's squad leader and several members of the AWOL soldier's own platoon that is informally composed by the Platoon Sergeant and/or Platoon Leader for "executing AWOL recovery procedures." Intelligence as to the nearby whereabouts of the AWOL soldier must be considered reliable and the FART must be fielded and report back to duty before the team members are noticed missing by the Company Commander (CC), unless the CC is complicit and can provide a plausible cover story to the Battalion Commander (BC) to buy time for the FART's operations.

Internal military memos issued by National Guard two star generals and above have made clear that commanders at all levels are to be held accountable for controlling manageable losses, which certainly suggests to lower level commanders a real need for the Forward AWOL Recovery Team (FART). According to these memos, "commanders must retain at least 85 percent of soldiers who are scheduled to end their active duty and 90 percent of soldiers scheduled to ship for Initial Entry Training, and execute the AWOL recovery procedures for every AWOL soldier." It is largely for this reason that the practice by lower level commanders of aggressively and secretly issuing FART's is likely to continue.

by Russell Clark January 13, 2007

forward air

The most common alias for Forward Air is F-Air. An F-Air is a term used in the game Super Smash Bros. This command is executed by pressing in the direction you are facing then pressing A (while in midair). F-Airs are used for combos, especially for characters like Fox and Falco. Some F-Airs are used for meteor smashing, like Mario or Donkey Kong.

Guy 1: Oh shit I just down throw to Forward air with Mario!
Guy 2: get dunk'd on

by The Official qwerty February 19, 2018