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Double Forking

1. The act of two women spooning, causing a fork. The fork is created by the two women's hair intertwining. Most common between lesbians. Can get loud if done right.

2. The act of using a fork to hold the end of a joint at a time when it is too small for fingers to hold it. Prevents burning of hands and allows the joint to go on for longer.
1. Those two lesbians were double forking last night. I could hear it.

2. I need to start double forking this joint because I don't want to put it out yet.
by fork90210 October 2, 2009
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Foreigner

Someone who is fresh off the boat(with or without money) to America and doesn't know it's rude to yell 'Wasabe!' from the third row of a basketball game when Yao Ming makes a free throw. Probably says nigger alot in private as well.
America has loads of no class foreigners who steal all the best girls and they aren't even black!
by major_delmac March 12, 2005
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Foreign keyboard syndrome or FKS

A term often used for software developers when they are unable to type correctly on a foreign keyboard.

A developer will typically be able to type normally and accurately on their own keyboard but one when using a foreign or colleagues keyboard, they often find themselves encountering school boy typing mistakes and complete coding garbage.
Hey Garth, can you help me with a saoftware problem I have?
sure
Hey what's happening - I can't type for toffee on your keyboard.
hey Garth, that's called Foreign keyboard syndrome or FKS for short.
by Zaaphod Gummy September 27, 2013
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forcing an owl to jog at noon

when someone is asking alot of someone else. it's enough to try and get an owl awake at noon but to make it jog that's too much. From Important Things With Demetri Martin
Guy: So Jenny wants me to go to her cousin's wedding in Australia. So I have to pay $2000 to be bored for five days.

Demetri: Jesus Jenny she's forcing an owl to jog at noon.
by num421337 April 2, 2010
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Foreignication

Hooking up with foreigners, usually – but not always – while travelling abroad.

Can also be defined as: fornication is hooking up with someone from your home country; foreignication is hooking up with someone from another country.
When I travel, I never think about fornication; I think about foreignication.
by AtlasAl July 6, 2011
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arab foreign policy

The common practice among Arab males in diverse areas or the diaspora, of using non Arab women for sexual purposes only, while intending to marry or already married to an Arab woman.
Poor girl. He'll never take her seriously. She's just going to end up being collateral damage in Arab foreign policy.
by Tanet December 6, 2007
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Foreign Scorin

When you're traveling abroad and hook up with all the hot ladies in a foreign country. Your not in the states no more so what happens in another country stays there.
Going on a trip to Mexico this summer and I'm going to totally do some Foreign Scorin with the hot chicas.
by Gzus Spaz September 3, 2009
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